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New restrictions loom over American chipmakers sending tech to China, causing market jitters and potential losses. Time to buckle up, Marines! image

U.S. Government to Chipmakers: "Negative, I Don't Like It" - More Trade Wars?

Fri 20 June, 2025 17:26
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Master Chief reports on the US considering ending chip technology waivers for China, impacting semiconductor stocks and escalating trade tensions. image

Wake Me When You Need Me: Chip Wars Heat Up Between US and China!

Fri 20 June, 2025 17:26
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Two toy companies' bid to fast-track their challenge against Trump's tariffs was denied by the Supreme Court, leaving them in a temporary state of… suspended animation! image

Why So Serious? Supreme Court Says 'Hold Your Horses' to Toy Companies Battling Trump's Tariffs!

Fri 20 June, 2025 18:26
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Semiconductor stocks take a dive as the US government considers ending waivers for chipmakers sending American tech to China, impacting major players like Nvidia and Taiwan Semiconductor. image

Gotham's Economy? Child's Play! US-China Chip War Heats Up, Stocks Flee Like Crooks from the Bat-Signal!

Fri 20 June, 2025 17:26
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Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, dives deep into the Federal Reserve's latest whispers of interest rate cuts, potential economic pitfalls, and the looming threat of a 1970s-style stagflation. image

Alllllrighty Then! Fed Governor Waller Says Rate Cuts Could Come as Early as July... But Could This Be a Case of Deja Vu All Over Again?!

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:08
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Mr. Bean muses on the Federal Reserve's stress tests, pondering if banks like Wells Fargo, Goldman Sachs, and Capital One will survive economic wobbles and if it means more money for shareholders (and perhaps more beans for Mr. Bean). image

Beans About Banks: Will They Pass the Fed's Silly Test?

Fri 20 June, 2025 14:55
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The FDA is speeding up drug approvals based on 'national interests,' raising concerns about safety and political influence. Meanwhile, Headspace dives into direct-to-consumer therapy, aiming to be your 'Easy Button' in mental health. As if anything is ever easy... image

FDA's 'National Interest' Drug Fast Lane: Because Apparently, We Have Time for That (NOT!)

Fri 20 June, 2025 16:04
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JPMorgan is betting big on Micron, but Chuck Norris is always ready for a roundhouse kick to the market if needed. image

Micron's Earnings Don't Scare Chuck Norris, But Maybe They Should Scare You

Fri 20 June, 2025 16:01
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JPMorgan predicts Micron's earnings will exceed expectations, but Chuck Norris knows expectations should exceed Micron's earnings... just because. image

Micron's Earnings? Chuck Norris Expects Them To Obey... Or Else!

Fri 20 June, 2025 16:01
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Amphenol Corp. (APH) is making waves in the stock market, riding the AI data center boom and showing impressive growth potential. One-eyed Leela investigates if this stock is worth betting your Robot fighting League winnings on. image

Holy Motherboard! Amphenol Stock Connects to AI Fortune!

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:04
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