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Republicans might be takin' away tax breaks for electric cars and solar panels faster than Jenny could leave me. Experts say, 'Hurry up, Forrest!' image
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Run, Don't Walk! Uncle Sam Might Stop Giving Away Candy for Clean Energy!

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 18:23
  • 3 minutes to read
A satirical take on market news, geopolitical rumblings, and Meta's strategic AI plays, all seen through the eyes (and algorithm) of yours truly. image
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Zuckerberg's Homestretch Huddle: AI, TikTok, and My Appetite for Casual Dining

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 19:05
  • 4 minutes to read
Navigating market fluctuations with a dose of responsibility, from geopolitical tensions to casual dining trends, and Meta's AI ambitions. image
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Clean Your Room and Invest Wisely: A Petersonian Take on Market Turmoil

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 19:05
  • 4 minutes to read
New analysis reveals the GOP's proposed 'One Big Beautiful Bill Act' could significantly increase monthly student loan payments, leaving borrowers feeling like they're facing a never-ending Zerg rush of debt. image
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Republicans' Student Loan Bill: A Zerg Rush on Borrowers' Wallets?

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 19:14
  • 3 minutes to read
New analysis reveals the GOP's 'One Big Beautiful Bill' could significantly hike monthly student loan payments, leaving borrowers feeling more Zerg-rushed than ever. image
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Hell Freezes Over: Republicans Want to Make You Pay MORE for Education!

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 19:14
  • 2 minutes to read
Agent J investigates the Roblox stock surge, advising investors to cool it before things get Slimer-level messy. image
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Roblox Stock: Agent J Says "Too Hot to Handle!" Time to Bail?

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 18:39
  • 3 minutes to read
Agent J breaks down why Roblox stock is lookin' more like a Neuralyzer flash than a smart investment right now. Word to the wise: Fade to black! image
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Roblox Stock: Agent J Says 'Nah, Son, Time to Bail!'

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 18:39
  • 2 minutes to read
James Bond investigates Meta's failed attempt to acquire Perplexity AI and its subsequent massive investment in Scale AI, revealing Zuckerberg's desperate play in the AI arms race. image
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Meta's AI Gamble: Shaken, Not Stirred by Perplexity Rejection

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 19:33
  • 3 minutes to read
Bond investigates Meta's failed attempt to acquire Perplexity AI before settling for a massive investment in Scale AI, revealing Zuckerberg's desperate play to catch up in the AI arms race. image
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Meta's AI Gambit: Shaken, Not Stirred, But Still Trying to Buy Success!

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 19:33
  • 3 minutes to read
Brent oil prices dip as Trump delays decision on Iran, giving room for potential negotiations while Israel escalates attacks. image
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Trump's Two-Week Iran Decision: Oil Prices Take a Tumble (Hold My Rocket Fuel!)

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 18:14
  • 2 minutes to read

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