Market Turmoil and Trump's Rx Remedy A Bean's-Eye View

The Great Stellantis Snafu

Right so apparently Stellantis is having a bit of a bother. Down 25% they are after a £26 billion 'ow do you do. Makes you wonder what they did eh? Maybe someone put a rubber band on the engine again. Or maybe the CEO used too much hair gel. I do hope they find their keys and everything turns out alright. Always a bit of a kerfuffle when things go pear shaped isn't it?

Tech Troubles and AI Overload

All this talk about AI this and AI that. Even I tried to make a robot once! Didn't quite go to plan as it tried to clean my flat with a bucket of custard. Apparently Amazon are throwing a small fortune at data centres which is very nice of them. I think I could make a pretty good AI I just need some pencils and a very large rubber. And I bet it will give a better result than Stellantis and if you want to invest in this area then you should check the India's Boeing Bonanza A $80 Billion Sky High Deal before you commit.

Trump's Pill Puzzle

Donald Trump’s new website is meant to help folks get their medicines cheaper. I once tried to make my own cough syrup. Let's just say it involved a lot of honey a few questionable berries and a trip to the accident and emergency ward. It’s a good thing he's trying to save people money though especially when it comes to healthcare. It is important to make sure the Teddy also get's his checkups.

Bob's Bouncy Debut and Retail Rollercoaster

Bob's Discount Furniture joined the stock market fanfare but not everyone got a comfy seat. Some shares went up some went down a bit like my trousers when I forget my belt. Remember always wear a belt! Or braces! Or maybe just stay indoors and watch telly.

Super Bowl Squabbles and Advertising Antics

The lads at OpenAI and Anthropic are having a bit of a kerfuffle over their adverts for the Super Bowl. Advertising eh? Once I tried to advertise my flat for rent using a hand drawn poster. Nobody called. Perhaps it was the crayon. Or maybe because the drawing was upside down. Also someone else will be advertising during the Super Bowl which is apparently very important

Weekend Wonders and Final Thoughts

So there we have it. Stocks tech medicine and adverts all in a twist. Time for a nice cup of tea and a sit down I think. Maybe I'll draw a picture of the stock market. Or perhaps just watch the telly and find something silly.