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U.S. Airlines and FAA scramble to fix Newark Airport chaos with flight cuts and infrastructure upgrades, but will it be enough to avoid a complete system meltdown? image

Hyrule Has Less Turbulence Than Newark Airport?! FAA Grounded by Glitches!

Sun 11 May, 2025 15:12
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Rumors swirl around Jonathan McKernan's nomination as Undersecretary of Domestic Finance after a stalled CFPB bid. Is this another case of 'History Repeating Itself' or a calculated Triforce of power? image

Hyrule's Hero... of Finance? Trump's Treasury Pick is Giving Me Deja Vu!

Fri 09 May, 2025 21:11
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Teal Health's new at-home test offers a beacon of hope, making cervical cancer screening more accessible than ever before! image

By the Hylia! A Wand to Vanquish Cervical Cancer!

Fri 09 May, 2025 14:24
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Lyft boosts its share buyback program to $750 million, leading to a stock surge and whispers of financial Triforce mastery! image

Lyft's Rupees Rise: A Hyrulean Heroine's Take on the Ride-Sharing Realm!

Thu 08 May, 2025 20:23
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President Trump unveils a trade agreement with the UK, but whispers of ongoing negotiations and past tariff escapades leave us wondering if this deal is truly as 'comprehensive' as he claims. Link investigates! image

Trump Announces UK Trade Deal: Is This the Hero We Needed, or Just Another Cucco Attack?

Thu 08 May, 2025 14:25
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Republican Judge Jefferson Griffin finally concedes to Democratic Justice Allison Riggs in North Carolina Supreme Court race after months of legal challenges, making Hyrule look comparatively stable. image

Hyrule Has More Stable Elections Than North Carolina! (Maybe...)

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:17
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Target faces boycotts, competition, and internal struggles, leading to market share loss and calls for a strategic reboot. Can they find their Triforce of Courage before it's too late? image

Target Hit Harder Than a Cucco: Can the Retail Giant Recover Before Ganon Arrives?

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:00
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Frank Bisignano confirmed as Social Security Commissioner amidst political squabbles and DOGE shadows. Is Hyrule's Social Security next? image

Hyrule's Hero of Time, Zelda, Reports: New Boss for Social Security – Is This a Glitch in the Matrix?

Tue 06 May, 2025 22:12
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Princess Zelda weighs in on the escalating trade tensions between the US and Canada, offering a Hyrulean perspective on the drama. image

Hyrule's Heroine Reacts: Trump's Trade Tirade Against Canada!

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:05
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An equipment failure at Newark Airport caused flight delays, raising concerns about aging infrastructure and staff shortages – a problem that would make even Ganon smirk. image

Hyrule Skies in Chaos! Newark Airport Plagued by Ancient Tech, Missing Controllers!

Tue 06 May, 2025 00:03
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