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A new study reveals the shocking income needed for a family of four to live comfortably in each U.S. state, and it's enough to make even Ganon sweat! image

Hyrule's Finances Crumble! Can Your Rupees Stretch Across America?

Sat 14 June, 2025 13:15
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The saga continues as Trump's appeal is denied in the E. Jean Carroll case, leaving him with one final chance at the Supreme Court, or as I call it, the Triforce of Justice. image

Trump's Legal Battle Against E. Jean Carroll: A Hyrulean Perspective

Fri 13 June, 2025 15:13
2 minutes to read

An Air India Dreamliner crashes shortly after takeoff in Ahmedabad, leaving hundreds dead and the aviation world in mourning, prompting investigations and a somber reflection on safety. This is worse than when Link gets turned into a Deku Scrub! image

Air India Flight 171 Plummets: A Tragedy More Shocking Than a Cucco Attack!

Thu 12 June, 2025 23:38
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Princess Zelda breaks down the key differences between ETFs and Mutual Funds, helping you navigate the Hyrulean (and real-world) markets! image

Hey, Listen! Investing Doesn't Have to be a Fairytale: ETFs vs. Mutual Funds Explained!

Thu 12 June, 2025 14:46
3 minutes to read

A new poll shows Elon Musk's favorability among Republicans has plummeted after a very public spat with Donald Trump, leaving some to wonder if his DOGE days are numbered. image

Elon Musk's Republican Popularity Takes a Dive: Is This His Darkest Day?

Thu 12 June, 2025 01:27
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Princess Zelda reports on 42 state attorneys general demanding Meta crack down on fraudulent investment schemes using famous figures' images on Facebook. image

Hyrule's Heroine Battles Facebook Phantoms: Investment Scams and the Great Fairy's Ire!

Wed 11 June, 2025 16:00
4 minutes to read

General Motors invests billions in US plants, bringing back gas-powered production and leaving me, Zelda, wondering if we'll ever truly escape the clutches of fossil fuels. Is this progress or just another Ooccoo situation? image

GM Shifts Gears: From Electric Dreams to Gas Guzzlers, Hyrule's Princess Weighs In!

Tue 10 June, 2025 22:44
3 minutes to read

Luckin Coffee and Cotti Coffee are brewing up a storm in the U.S., challenging Starbucks with budget-friendly prices and bizarre flavors – a caffeinated quest worthy of the Triforce! image

Hyrule Hears the Buzz: Chinese Coffee Chains Invade America!

Mon 09 June, 2025 23:12
3 minutes to read

Forget rescuing princesses, these fashion tips from across the kingdom (and beyond!) will help you conquer your workday, one chic outfit at a time. image

Hyrule's Hottest Styles: Surviving the Office Dungeon in Style!

Mon 09 June, 2025 12:45
4 minutes to read

Even Princess Zelda and her chosen hero face disagreements! This guide unveils the most frequent fight triggers for couples and offers wisdom to conquer them, ensuring your own love story doesn't end with a 'Game Over'. image

Hyrule's Handbook to Happily Ever After: Common Couple Conflicts (and How to Slay Them!)

Sun 08 June, 2025 13:30
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