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Leela reports on South Korea's shrinking GDP, political turmoil, and trade woes – plus, my insightful (and slightly cynical) take on the whole shebang. image

South Korea's Economy Implodes Like a Cheap Robot! Is This the End?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 00:00
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Americans are jetting off to foreign lands, while international tourists are giving the good ol' U.S. of A. the side-eye. Is this a sign of the apocalypse, or just a really weird travel trend? image

Earthicans Are Ditching the U.S. Like Zoidberg at a Fancy Dinner Party! What's Going On?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 16:12
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China's rare earth magnet restrictions throw a wrench in Tesla's Optimus robot production, leaving Elon Musk scrambling for solutions and investors sweating plasma. image

Good News Everyone! Elon's Robot Army Halted by...Trade Restrictions?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 08:04
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Tesla shareholders face a rough year as short sellers cash in amidst political controversies and market challenges, leaving even Leela wondering what's next for the electric vehicle giant. image

Tesla Stock Plummets! Is Elon Musk Finally Going Too Far?

Tue 22 April, 2025 18:20
2 minutes to read

Gold soars to record highs as Trump's policies and Fed clashes rattle the U.S. economy, sparking fears and a gold rush. image

Gold Prices EXPLODE! Is This the End of Money As We Know It?!

Mon 21 April, 2025 18:47
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China holds steady on loan prime rates amidst trade tensions with the US, betting on strong macro data and yuan stability. But will this strategy last? image

Earthicans Are You Ready For More China News! Will Their Economy Survive Trump's Tariffs?

Mon 21 April, 2025 06:20
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Hertz CEO Gil West is feeling 'energized' after Bill Ackman's investment firm Pershing Square snagged a huge chunk of the company, potentially saving it from another 'yo-yo' back to bankruptcy. image

Holy Chalupas Batman! Billionaire Saves Hertz From the Junkyard?

Fri 18 April, 2025 21:43
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Global Payments makes a bold move by acquiring Worldpay for $24 billion and selling its Issuer Solutions business, leading to a stock crash and Wall Street skepticism. As if one eye isn't enough to see what's going on... image

Global Payments Stock Plummets After Buying Worldpay Is This the End?

Thu 17 April, 2025 16:38
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One-eyed reporter Turanga Leela investigates Lyft's bold move to conquer Europe with the acquisition of FreeNow, pitting them against Uber and other ride-hailing giants. image

Holy Shrimp! Lyft's Going Euro-Crazy With a Taxi App Buyout!?

Thu 17 April, 2025 09:48
2 minutes to read

Nvidia and AMD face major setbacks due to Trump's tariffs, sending shockwaves through the tech industry and raising fears of a global trade war. Leela's on the case! image

Trump's Tariffs Cause Tech Meltdown! Is This the End of Chips?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 18:13
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