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Experts suggest that core bonds could act as a buffer for investors during economic downturns, despite recent market volatility and concerns about tariffs and trade wars. image

Are Core Bonds the LAST LAUGH for Your Portfolio? You WON'T Believe What Experts Are Saying!

Mon 14 April, 2025 15:57
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The Joker analyzes the chaotic tariff policies of the Trump administration, where exemptions are fleeting and confusion reigns supreme, leaving everyone wondering what's next. image

Is Trump Playing Games With Tariffs? HAHAHA! Why So Serious!

Sun 13 April, 2025 17:11
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A dozen former OpenAI employees support Elon Musk's lawsuit, questioning the company's shift to a for-profit model, claiming it violates its original mission. Ha! Mission! image

Ex-OpenAI Staffers Spill the Beans! Is This the End of the AI Joke?

Fri 11 April, 2025 22:24
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The Joker weighs in on Neel Kashkari's warning about investors ditching the U.S. amid escalating trade tensions – because chaos is a ladder, right? image

Is America Losing Its Mind? Investors Flee Like Bats From a Burning Cave!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:01
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The US slaps sanctions on Iranian oil networks, including a Chinese terminal, just before crucial talks. Is this chaos, or just the opening act? image

Why So Serious About Oil?! Trump's Sanctions on Iran Get a Clown's Commentary!

Thu 10 April, 2025 23:29
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Citigroup says 'buy' after Trump's trade policy U-turn, but who's really in control of this twisted game? image

Why So Serious About Stocks?! Trump's Flip-Flop Makes US Equities a Laughing Matter!

Thu 10 April, 2025 14:10
3 minutes to read

Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies surge after Trump's tariff pause announcement, leaving investors both relieved and wondering what chaos will unfold next. image

Why So Serious About Bitcoin's Wild Ride?! Trump's Tariff Pause Sends Crypto to the Moon!

Wed 09 April, 2025 20:08
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Joker's take on the oil market chaos sparked by U.S.-China trade war, OPEC+'s output increase, and potential Iranian oil influx. image

Crude Oil Prices PLUMMET! Is This a Joke?

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:16
2 minutes to read

The Joker's take on the impending Trump tariffs, Musk's moronic advisor remarks, and the ensuing economic chaos. Chaos is a ladder, after all! image

Is Trump REALLY Playing Games With the Global Economy!?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 00:57
3 minutes to read

A twisted take on Trump's tariffs, Elon Musk's antics, and the impending economic chaos. It's all part of the plan, isn't it? image

Tariffs! Mayhem! Is the World Going Crazy?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 00:57
2 minutes to read