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Amazon's Q1 earnings beat expectations, but tariff woes and soft guidance have Wall Street on edge. Is this chaos? Oh, it's chaos alright! image

Why So Serious, Amazon? Trump's Tariffs and the Joke's on You!

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:22
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Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo are all raising prices on consoles and games, and The Joker has some thoughts (obviously). image

Why So Serious, Gamers? Xbox Prices Take a Tumble... Upwards!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:18
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McDonald's U.S. sales take a nosedive, proving even Happy Meals can't buy happiness (or profits) in this economy. Is this chaos the work of a Clown Prince of Crime? image

Why So Serious, McDonald's? Grimace's Grim Quarter!

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:00
2 minutes to read

Energy stocks tank, oil prices plummet, and I, your humble clown, am here to tell you why it's all a part of the beautiful chaos! image

Why So Serious About Oil Prices? A Clown's Take on Economic Doom!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:09
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Dollar General stock's unexpected surge under Trump's second term, fueled by economic uncertainty and a dash of good ol' retail madness. Get ready for some anarchy! image

Why So Serious, Dollar General? Trump, Tariffs, and a Whole Lotta Chaos!

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:39
3 minutes to read

Volkswagen's Q1 profits take a nosedive, thanks to tariffs and economic chaos. Time to paint the town red... with balance sheets! image

Why So Serious, Volkswagen? Profit Plunges Faster Than a Batmobile!

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:04
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While other retailers are busy playing dead, Oddity Tech is pulling rabbits out of hats, raising its outlook and generally making the whole tariff situation look…dare I say…manageable? It’s all part of the plan! image

Why So Serious? Oddity Tech Laughs in the Face of Tariffs!

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:02
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BP's Q1 Profits Dip, Activists Pounce, and the CEO Claims Everything's Fine. Let's See How Long That Lasts, Shall We? image

BP's 'Great Start'? More Like a Hilarious Miscalculation, Says Joker!

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:21
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While tech titans tumble, Palantir dances with the devil (and Uncle Sam), making a killing off chaos and government contracts. Is it genius or just... good business? image

Palantir's Laughing All the Way to the Bank: A Joke in a Recession?

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:58
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A festival turns tragic in Vancouver as a man with mental health issues drives into a crowd, leaving a trail of chaos and despair. And I find it all…hilariously tragic. image

Vancouver's Dark Knight: SUV Rampage at Filipino Fest - Why So Serious?

Sun 27 April, 2025 20:06
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