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Crude oil futures take a nosedive as Iran signals de-escalation with Israel and a potential return to nuclear negotiations, leaving markets relieved and prices lower than a phone booth in Metropolis. image

Kryptonite for Crude Oil? Iran's Peace Talks Send Prices Plummeting Faster Than a Locomotive!

Mon 16 June, 2025 15:54
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Santos shares experienced a meteoric rise following a massive takeover proposal by an Abu Dhabi's National Oil Company-led group, potentially reshaping Australia's energy landscape. image

Great Krypton! Santos Soars After $18.72 Billion Takeover Bid: Is This a Bird? Is This a Plane? No, It's Just Big Oil!

Mon 16 June, 2025 04:22
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An Abu Dhabi consortium offers a whopping $18.72 billion for Santos, sending shares into orbit, but will this deal truly fly? image

Great Rao! Santos Shares Soar Higher Than I Do! Oil Giant Eyes Aussie Takeover!

Mon 16 June, 2025 04:22
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A shocking assassination of a former House Speaker and her husband in Minnesota, along with the attempted murder of a state senator and his wife, has shaken the nation. Even this Kryptonian is taken aback! image

Up, Up, and Uh Oh: Political Shooting Rocks Minnesota!

Sat 14 June, 2025 16:04
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Amazon's health-care ambitions face restructuring and executive departures. Can they soar like Superman or will it be another crash landing? image

Amazon's Health Kick: More Like a Kryptonite Comedown?

Fri 13 June, 2025 16:30
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Your friendly neighborhood Superman reports on escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, with a side of satire and a sprinkle of super-wisdom. image

Up, Up, and Uh-Oh: A Bird's-Eye View of the Middle East Mess

Fri 13 June, 2025 04:26
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From the Fortress of Solitude, I'm reporting on the showdown between Trump and California over electric vehicles, with a sprinkle of cosmic humor. image

Trump's Kryptonite for Electric Dreams: A Super Take on the California Car Clash!

Thu 12 June, 2025 15:54
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Your friendly neighborhood Superman reports on how European leaders believe the continent is ripe for investment as U.S. markets show signs of cooling. image

Up, Up, and Away... To Europe? Superman Sizes Up a Shift in Global Finance!

Thu 12 June, 2025 08:10
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Forty-two state attorneys general are demanding Meta crack down on investment scams using deepfakes of famous figures like Warren Buffett, leaving regular folks with empty pockets. Up, up, and... away with their money! image

Great Krypton! Buffett, Musk, and the Case of the Purloined Profiles! Facebook Faces Fury!

Wed 11 June, 2025 16:00
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Superman dives into the White House's new AI strategy, weighing the risks of diffusion against the danger of falling behind China in the AI race. image

Kryptonite or Opportunity? Trump's AI Policy Sparks Galactic Debate

Wed 11 June, 2025 01:01
4 minutes to read