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Goku reports on Japan's inflation woes, U.S. trade tariffs, and the Bank of Japan's potential power-up plans...or lack thereof! It's all about the numbers! image

Japan's Economy Going Super Saiyan...Or Not?! Inflation Report Inside!

Thu 17 April, 2025 23:41
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Precision Neuroscience's brain implant tech gets FDA approval, inching us closer to reading minds and maybe even powering a Spirit Bomb! image

Kamehame-HA! Brain-Reading Tech Just Leveled Up! Can It Beat Frieza Though?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:53
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Goku reports on how companies might have to lower prices despite those pesky tariffs, or else their stuff will be as useless as Krillin in a fight against Frieza! image

Kamehame-HA! Are Tariffs Making Your Wallet Weaker Than Yamcha?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 23:17
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Proposed cuts to SNAP could impact millions of low-income Americans, potentially leading to higher prices and shifting consumer behavior, leaving Goku to use his Super Saiyan powers to fight for affordable eats! image

Kamehame-NO! Food Budget Cuts?! Goku's Gotta Power Up to Save Groceries!

Wed 16 April, 2025 13:00
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Nvidia faces a massive $5.5 billion charge due to U.S. export restrictions on AI chips to China, causing a stock drop and concerns about future growth. image

Nvidia's Power Level Dropping?! China Chip Ban Sends Stock into Hyperbolic Time Chamber!

Tue 15 April, 2025 22:13
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Dutch digital bank Bunq is making a play for the US market, seeking broker-dealer registration as a stepping stone to a full banking license. They're also swimming in profits, but will they survive the power levels of the American financial landscape? image

Bunq Bank Goes Super Saiyan in the US! Can Goku Save Your Savings?

Tue 15 April, 2025 12:00
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Top executives overwhelmingly predict a U.S. recession in the near future, citing tariff concerns and economic anxiety, but hey, maybe a Spirit Bomb can fix it! image

Recession Incoming!? Even CEOs Are Scared, But Can Goku Save the Economy?

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:35
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Ka-Meha-Millionaire! This Entrepreneur's Hair Oil Secret Will Super Saiyan Your Bank Account!

Mon 14 April, 2025 05:15
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Goku reports on how tariffs are hitting the automotive industry, potentially driving up costs and reducing sales faster than I can say 'Kamehameha!' image

KAIO-WHAT?! Trump's Tariffs are Powering Up Car Prices Like a Super Saiyan Transformation!

Sat 12 April, 2025 13:00
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Lucid Group swoops in to acquire Nikola Corp's assets after its bankruptcy, offering jobs to former Nikola employees in Arizona. Is this a power-up or just cleaning up someone else's mess? image

Lucid Just Pulled a Senzu Bean Move! Saved Nikola's Leftovers!

Fri 11 April, 2025 15:23
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