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Goku reports on Apple's App Store battle with Epic Games, where a court ruling forces them to loosen their grip on commissions. Looks like Apple's power level just dropped! image

Apple Gets Punched by Judges! No More App Store Senzu Beans?

Wed 04 June, 2025 21:58
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Goku reports on escalating trade tensions, stock market moves, and why you should probably just train harder. image

Kamehame-HA! Trump vs. China: Goku's Take on Today's Market Mayhem!

Mon 02 June, 2025 12:53
2 minutes to read

Goku reports on how investors are going Super Saiyan for short-term bonds amidst market volatility, dodging long-term risks like Vegeta dodging training. image

Kamehame-HA! Investors Power Up Short-Term Bonds!

Sun 01 June, 2025 19:45
3 minutes to read

Donald Trump's Truth Social platform is one step closer to launching a Bitcoin ETF, bringing crypto to everyday investors and potentially shaking up the digital asset landscape like a Super Saiyan transformation! image

Trump's Truth Social Goes Super Saiyan with Bitcoin ETF!

Wed 04 June, 2025 00:00
2 minutes to read

Dell's stock soars as AI demand fuels optimistic forecasts, even if some numbers are still catching up, kinda like me trying to do math! image

Dell Powers Up Like a Super Saiyan! AI Demand Over 9000!

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:12
2 minutes to read

United Airlines and JetBlue are teaming up in a new partnership, aiming to conquer the skies with expanded routes and benefits. It's like when I team up with Vegeta, but hopefully with less yelling! image

Kamehame-HA! United and JetBlue Fusion Dance Into the New York Skies!

Thu 29 May, 2025 12:19
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Salesforce reports strong Q1 results and forecasts even better days ahead, fueled by acquisitions and AI, but faces challenges in marketing and commerce software. image

Salesforce Goes Super Saiyan! Earnings Beat Expectations, But Can They Handle This Power?

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:50
2 minutes to read

John Laurinaitis ditches Vince McMahon, agrees to cooperate in sex abuse lawsuit, leaving McMahon in a world of hurt, potentially bigger than when Frieza destroyed Planet Vegeta! image

Vince McMahon's World About to Blow Up Like a Destructo Disk!

Wed 28 May, 2025 16:15
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Goku reports on Vodafone's repeated claims of a 'turning point' and whether this time it's for real, or just another senzu bean that doesn't quite revive the company. image

Vodafone's Power Level: Still Charging Up or Just Another False Dawn?

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:30
3 minutes to read

Goku reports on Vodafone's financial rollercoaster, filled with promises, disappointments, and enough 'inflexion points' to make your head spin faster than a Spirit Bomb! image

Vodafone's Saga: Turning Points or Just Spinning in Circles Like a Super Saiyan?

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:30
2 minutes to read