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Ogre-the-top analysis of Goldman Sachs' surprising love for Charles Schwab, with a hint of swamp-wisdom. image
Headlines

What in Tarnation! Schwab Stock Lookin' Like a Princess Worth Savin'?

  • Fri 25 April, 2025 11:23
  • 2 minutes to read
Shrek reports on why even swamp-dwellers need to diversify their investments in these crazy times, finding that a mix of assets is better than just sticking to onions and mud. image
Headlines

What In Tarnation? Even Ogre's Gotta Diversify His Swamp Investments!

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 16:41
  • 3 minutes to read
Comcast's first quarter shows they're making more money than I have layers, but they're losing broadband customers like I lose my patience with Donkey. Mobile's lookin' good, though! image
Headlines

What in Tarnation is Happening to Comcast?! They're Losing Broadband Faster Than I Lose My Temper!

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 11:44
  • 2 minutes to read
Alaska Airlines warns of softer travel demand impacting earnings, leaving Wall Street analysts scratching their heads like Donkey trying to understand quantum physics. image
Business

What's Up With Alaska Airlines? Are They Lost in the Swamp?!

  • Wed 23 April, 2025 21:40
  • 2 minutes to read
Cable companies are increasingly relying on mobile services for growth, offering cheaper plans and bundles to attract customers, while facing challenges in brand awareness and competition. image
Media

What in Tarnation?! Cable Companies Are Makin' a Mobile Move!

  • Wed 23 April, 2025 13:15
  • 4 minutes to read
The International Monetary Fund (IMF) says Asia's piggy bank is gettin' a little light, with China, India, and Japan all seein' less moolah than expected. Turns out, that orange oaf across the pond and his love of tariffs are to blame! image
World News

Farquaad's Fault! Is Your Swamp About to Shrink?!

  • Wed 23 April, 2025 02:19
  • 3 minutes to read
An ogre's take on the U.S.-China trade war's impact on port traffic, revealing cancelled sailings and the struggle to balance tariffs and tensions. Get outta my swamp! image
Headlines

Far Far Away Trade Troubles! Is This the End of Our Swamp Deliveries?!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 16:14
  • 2 minutes to read
President Trump huddled with big retail CEOs to discuss the impact of tariffs on their businesses. Will this affect your wallet, or is it just another fairy tale? image
World News

Trump Meets Retail Giants! Is Your Swamp About to Get More Expensive?

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 20:24
  • 2 minutes to read
Ogres are reporting on preemptive purchasing, tariff pauses, and potential economic slowdowns. Seems like someone's been eating too many onions... layers of uncertainty! image
Economy

What in Tarnation is Going On With the Economy?! Shrek's Got Some Thoughts!

  • Sun 20 April, 2025 18:14
  • 3 minutes to read
Shrek reports on the U.S.'s surprising peace proposals for Russia and Ukraine, involving frozen conflict, sanctions relief for Russia, and a whole lot of 'what are you doing in my swamp' moments. image
Headlines

What In Tarnation! US Proposes a Donkey-Brained Peace Plan for Ukraine?

  • Fri 18 April, 2025 14:31
  • 2 minutes to read

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