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Shrek gives his two cents on McDonald's shaky sales, E. coli scares, and whether snack wraps can save the day. Get outta my swamp... and into the drive-thru? image

What's Happenin' at McDonald's? An Ogre's Eye View of McD's Earnings!

Thu 01 May, 2025 04:01
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Ogre-sized volatility got you down? Shrek's here with swamp-tested wisdom and stock tips that'll make you say, 'That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.' image

Get Outta My Swamp... and Into These Stocks: Shrek's Guide to Surviving the Trump Trade Pendulum!

Wed 30 April, 2025 19:15
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Shrek here, reporting on how Apple's dealing with those pesky tariffs – and whether Tim Cook can sweet-talk his way out of this swamp of trouble! image

Apple's Tariff Tango: Will Tim Cook Ogre-come Trump's Trade Troubles?

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:00
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China's tech sector, fueled by AI and supportive policies, is charging ahead with new innovations in EVs, AI video generation, and e-commerce, leaving trade war worries in the dust, kinda like Donkey chasing a dragon! image

Ogres in Overdrive: China's Tech Scene is Making Some Serious Moves!

Wed 30 April, 2025 04:21
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Analysts suggest that stock market volatility, while scary, often precedes significant returns. Shrek's take? Hold your horses (and your stocks) and maybe even buy more! image

What In Tarnation! Stock Market's Gone Wild? Time to Buy, Says This Ogre!

Tue 29 April, 2025 18:07
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General Motors hits first-quarter targets but halts stock buybacks amidst Trump's tariff turmoil, leaving investors wondering if they've been slimed. image

GM's Financial Swamp: Trump's Tariffs Turn Dreams into Nightmares!

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:58
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Looks like even the swamp needs a tune-up! Trump's administration eases auto tariffs, leaving some folks cheerin' and others sayin', 'What in tarnation?' image

Farquaad's Deal on Wheels: Trump's Auto Tariff U-Turn!

Mon 28 April, 2025 23:36
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Shrek's take on how the stock market's been ogre-the-top since Trump's second term began, and why history says things might not get much better... unless you like mud pies. image

Somebody Once Told Me: Trump's Stock Market is a Swamp!

Mon 28 April, 2025 13:21
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Huawei reportedly testing its new Ascend 910D AI chip, aiming to outmuscle Nvidia, but Shrek thinks there's more to it than meets the swamp. image

Huawei's AI Chip: Shrek Says, "Ogres Are Like Onions, and So Are These Chips - They Got Layers!"

Sun 27 April, 2025 14:03
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Shrek reports on the $TRUMP token's unlock delay, the ensuing controversy, and the overall swampy state of meme coin mania. image

What in Tarnation? Trump's Meme Coin Delay is Making This Ogre See Red!

Fri 25 April, 2025 20:03
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