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Hanzo Hasashi, formerly known as Scorpion, reports on the digital firestorm ignited by an AI-generated image of Donald Trump as the Pope, uncovering the clash between humor and religious reverence. image

GET OVER HERE AND WITNESS: Trump's Papal AI Image Sparks Outrage!

Sat 03 May, 2025 18:19
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Jeff Bezos plans to sell up to $4.8 billion of Amazon stock, fueling speculation and climate funds. Is this a 'Toasty!' moment for shareholders or a 'Get Over Here!' for new ventures? image

Get Over Here! Bezos Dumps Amazon Shares Like a Flawless Victory

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:54
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The 'Oracle of Omaha' is set to address shareholders amidst economic uncertainty, tariff turmoil, and questions about Apple. Will he unleash his $334 billion fury, or remain a passive observer? Only time, and perhaps a few choice words, will tell. image

GET OVER HERE... To Omaha! Buffett's Berkshire Meeting Promises More Than Just Value Investing!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:34
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Despite Trump's public discouragement after the 'Signalgate' leak, White House officials like Mike Waltz are still spotted using Signal for encrypted communication, sparking more controversy. image

Get Over Here! Trump Officials Flout Signal Ban... Again!

Thu 01 May, 2025 21:14
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Scorpion reports on Apple's Q2 earnings as tariffs loom, threatening sales and China's market share. Will Apple choose Kombat, or will it suffer defeat? image

Get Over Here! Apple's Earnings Face Trump's Tariff Fatality!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:00
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Hanzo Hasashi reports on the US-Ukraine minerals agreement, a tale of resources, reconstruction, and potential for 'fatality' to old conflicts. image

GET OVER HERE! Ukraine Minerals Riches Hooked by US in Fiery Deal!

Thu 01 May, 2025 06:22
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Microsoft's earnings surge, fueled by Azure and AI, leaves analysts screaming 'Toasty!' image

Get Over Here, Profits! Microsoft Annihilates Expectations!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:24
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Hanzo Hasashi investigates how President Trump's tariffs might impact the 'Made in America' claim, even on golf carts. image

GET OVER HERE! Trump's Trade War Targets... Golf Carts?!

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:57
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UK's crypto and fintech sectors face regulatory hell and funding fatalities, risking a mass exodus to realms with friendlier policies. Prepare yourself! image

GET OVER HERE... Before UK Fintech Firms Vanish Into The Netherrealm!

Wed 30 April, 2025 05:00
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Starbucks faces declining sales and profit, but CEO claims 'Back to Starbucks' plan is brewing change. Is it enough to escape the Netherrealm of losses? image

GET OVER HERE...For Discounted Coffee? Starbucks' Turnaround Stalls!

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:12
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