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Intel's Q1 earnings beat estimates, but future outlook is darker than the Netherrealm; cost cuts incoming, like a spear through your chest! image

GET OVER HERE AND CHECK OUT INTEL'S BLEEDING BOTTOM LINE!

Thu 24 April, 2025 20:24
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Scorpion reports on Comcast's Q1 earnings, revealing broadband losses, mobile gains, and a streaming service rising from the Netherrealm. image

Get Over Here and Read This! Comcast's Mortal Kombat with Broadband!

Thu 24 April, 2025 11:44
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Scorpion reports on Trump's wavering tariff war, Google's back-to-office ultimatum, and the EU's fiery fines on Apple and Meta. A whirlwind of chaos, worthy of the Netherrealm! image

GET OVER HERE! Trump's Tariff Takedown or Just a Fatal Blow to Common Sense!?

Thu 24 April, 2025 01:23
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Corporations that poured millions into Trump's inauguration are now feeling the sting of his tariff policies. Has 'get over here' turned into 'get out'? image

Fool Me Once, Shame on You! Trump's Inauguration Donations Bite Back!

Wed 23 April, 2025 16:17
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SAP reports a massive jump in operating profit and maintains a positive outlook despite global tariff uncertainties, proving its resilience. image

SAP's Profit Soars! Can It Survive Mortal Kombat Tariffs?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 09:33
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Trump's executive order seeks to modify Medicare drug price negotiation rules, potentially impacting drugmakers, patients, and Medicare spending. image

GET OVER HERE! Trump's Pill Penalty U-Turn Could Cost You!?

Tue 22 April, 2025 18:15
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Nomura scoops up Macquarie's North American and European public investments for a cool $1.8 billion, plotting world domination (or at least a bigger slice of the asset management pie). image

Get Over Here and Read About Nomura's Fatality on Macquarie's Assets!

Tue 22 April, 2025 00:05
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The Catholic world mourns the loss of Pope Francis, a pontiff of firsts, who strived for inclusivity and faced numerous health battles. But did he truly finish his Mortal Kombat!? image

Get Over Here! Pope Francis Passes Away, But Did He Truly Test Your Might!?

Mon 21 April, 2025 10:03
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Scorpion reports on the hidden weaknesses in the U.S. stock market, revealing how a few tech giants masked a broader decline before tariffs took center stage. image

Get Over Here and Witness the Stock Market's Impending Doom!

Sat 19 April, 2025 11:55
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Scorpion analyzes Goldman Sachs' call-buying strategy, offering his fiery take on navigating the treacherous earnings season with a healthy dose of vengeance. image

To Hell With Your Portfolio! Scorpion's Guide to Crushing Wall Street (Or Getting Crushed Trying!)

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:07
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