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Rocky Balboa reports on Coca-Cola's surprising earnings victory, proving they're still champ despite trade wars and Pepsi's stumble. image

Coca-Cola KO's Wall Street Expectations: Like a Punch to the Gut!

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:35
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The Trump administration is throwin' punches at Harvard, investigatin' claims of racial bias in the Harvard Law Review's selection process and freezin' grants. image

Yo Adrian! Harvard in a Rumble with the Feds Over Race-Based Article Picks!?

Mon 28 April, 2025 22:22
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Putin's givin' peace another shot with a three-day ceasefire, but Ukraine and the US ain't buyin' what he's sellin'. Sounds like somebody needs to train harder! image

Yo Adrian! Putin Calls a Time Out! (Kinda Like When Apollo Went Down)

Mon 28 April, 2025 12:06
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Rocky Balboa weighs in on the analyst's report that questions Apple's plan to shift iPhone production to India, calling it a 'jabroni move' and pondering the impact of tariffs and global trade wars. image

Yo Adrian! This Apple Analyst Says iPhone Move to India is a Real Jabroni Move!

Sat 26 April, 2025 15:07
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California proposes new rules for self-driving vehicles, from robotaxis to driverless trucks, aiming to enhance safety and innovation in the AV industry. It's like Apollo Creed said, 'ain't gonna be no rematch!' image

Yo Adrian! California's Layin' Down the Law on Robo-Rides!

Fri 25 April, 2025 18:05
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Emerging markets, caught in the crossfire of US-China trade tensions, are forging their own path by strengthening regional trade and diversifying economic partnerships. It's like Apollo Creed said, 'ain't gonna be no rematch!' These markets are fighting back on their own terms. image

Yo Adrian! Emerging Markets Ain't Down for the Count! They're Bobbing, Weaving, and Building Their Own Ring!

Fri 25 April, 2025 05:30
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Rocky reports on a sluggish spring housing market, hit hard by high mortgage rates and economic uncertainty. It's a tough fight, but there's always hope for a comeback! image

Yo Adrian! Housing Market's Down for the Count!

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:01
2 minutes to read

Rocky Balboa analyzes how Pakistan is navigating trade tensions with the U.S. and China, looking to close the gap and stay in the fight! image

Yo Adrian! Trump's Tariffs Got Pakistan Punching Back!?

Thu 24 April, 2025 08:58
2 minutes to read

Big Blue ain't no bum, reporting first quarter earnings that pack a punch, even if they stumbled a bit in the later rounds. They takin' hits and givin' 'em back! image

Yo IBM! Still Standin' Tall After All These Years!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 20:25
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Cable giants like Comcast and Charter are making waves in the mobile market, shaking up the industry and giving traditional wireless providers a run for their money. It ain't over 'til it's over, but these cable guys are hungry! image

Cable Companies Are Taking Over Mobile! Are Verizon and AT&T Going Down for the Count?

Wed 23 April, 2025 13:15
3 minutes to read