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Peter Griffin reports on how Google's getting a whupping in court for advertising shenanigans, and what it means for the rest of us. image

Holy Crap Lois! Google Just Got Slapped Like Meg at a Cool Kids Party!

Thu 17 April, 2025 23:28
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Netflix stops reporting subscriber numbers, focuses on revenue as media stocks face turmoil, while its ad-supported tier gains traction. image

Netflix Ditching Subscribers for Dollars! Is This the End of Binge-Watching As We Know It?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 16:00
3 minutes to read

Japan's March exports rise, but fall short of expectations amidst trade negotiations with the US. It's like that time I tried to sell encyclopedias door-to-door! image

Japan's Economy Doing the Peter Griffin Flop! Is This the End?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 00:10
3 minutes to read

California is suing Donald Trump over his tariff policies, claiming they're illegal and harmful to the state's economy. It's gonna be legen...wait for it...dary! image

Trump's Tariffs Under Attack! Is This the End of MAGA?

Wed 16 April, 2025 14:18
3 minutes to read

Peter Griffin gives his unique take on stock market volatility, potential opportunities, and why you should probably just buy beer instead. image

Holy Crap Lois, Stocks are Doing WHAT!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 21:11
3 minutes to read

LVMH's stock plummeted, possibly losing its luxury crown to Hermès, due to unexpected sales decline, causing wider sector concerns amidst trade tensions and economic uncertainty. What the deuce?! image

Holy Crap Lois, Luxury Brands Are Tanking! Is My Moet & Chandon Going on Clearance?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 11:40
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Peter Griffin reports on how trade tensions are turning some S&P 500 stocks into financial Grim Reapers, potentially impacting your ability to buy more Quahog clams! image

Death Cross Alert! Is Your Wallet About To Become Lois's Next Shopping Spree?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 18:08
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Travelers ditch scorching Mediterranean destinations for cooler Nordic and Baltic regions, driven by heat, cost, and crowds. image

Holy Crap! Are Summer Vacations to Hot Places Officially Over?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 05:15
2 minutes to read

Peter Griffin reports on how Trump's tariff exemptions are a huge win for tech companies like Apple, potentially saving consumers from higher prices on their beloved gadgets. image

Holy Crap Lois! Trump Just Saved My iPhone Addiction! What Happens Next?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 14:24
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Peter Griffin reports on how Trump's trade war with China is impacting Hollywood, leaving studios like Disney and Warner Bros. in a financial pickle. Giggity! image

Holy Crap Lois! Trump's Trade War is Messing With Our Movies!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:28
2 minutes to read