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Naruto Uzumaki dives into Jim Cramer's stock success, material sector dips, and key earnings reports, all while dodging shadow clones of doubt in the market! image

Believe It! Cramer's Picks are Rasengans of the Stock Market!

Wed 30 April, 2025 00:02
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Naruto here, reporting that JetBlue is about to announce a new partnership with a bigger airline, hoping to finally become Hokage of the skies! But will it work, or will it end up like another one of my shadow clones – poofing into nothing? image

Believe It! JetBlue and a Mystery Airline are Teaming Up - Rasengan Style!

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:01
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A report on the recent purse theft involving Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, a slippery suspect, and enough plot twists to make even Kakashi scratch his head! image

Believe It! Purse-Snatching Shenanigans: Even Homeland Security Chiefs Aren't Safe From These Sneaky Ninjas!

Mon 28 April, 2025 20:10
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Europe's property market is bouncing back like I bounce after eating ramen, but watch out for those sneaky economic jutsu! image

Believe It! Europe's Real Estate is Rasengan-ing Back to Life!

Mon 28 April, 2025 10:50
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Naruto Uzumaki (totally not writing this) reports on Trump's latest strategy to stop Putin, involving tougher sanctions and questioning Russia's true intentions. Dattebayo! image

Believe It! Trump Channels My Inner Rasengan to End Ukraine War (Maybe?)

Sat 26 April, 2025 15:49
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on how new tariffs are making folks hesitant to spend their hard-earned Ryo (dollars) and save it like they are hoarding ramen. image

Believe It! Tariffs Got Everyone More Confused Than Kakashi Sensei's Face!

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:47
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South Korea's racing against the clock to strike a deal with the U.S., hoping to dodge those pesky tariffs! Can they pull off a 'Talk-no-Jutsu' miracle? image

Believe It! South Korea Tries to Rasengan a Trade Deal with the US Before Trump's Jutsu Hits!

Fri 25 April, 2025 04:42
3 minutes to read

Naruto Uzumaki reports on the Bank of England's concerns about U.S. tariffs and their potential impact on U.K. growth, while injecting some ninja-level humor. image

Believe It! Bank of England's Got a Rasengan of Worries About Trump's Tariffs!

Thu 24 April, 2025 16:19
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on Kering's shocking sales slump, Gucci's fashion faux pas, and a luxury market facing tougher times than a Genin exam! image

Believe It! Kering's Luxury Empire is Crumbling Faster Than My Ramen!

Thu 24 April, 2025 09:02
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Naruto here, reporting on how even the mightiest burrito chain, Chipotle, is facing some tough times. Turns out, a pinch of bad weather and some stingy customers can throw off even the best-laid plans! image

Believe It! Chipotle's Burritos are Losing to the Weather!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 20:17
2 minutes to read