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Tariffs and uncertainty throw Ford's 2025 plans into question, leaving investors more anxious than facing a Sharingan! image

Believe It! Ford's Finances in a Rasengan Whirlwind!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:00
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Naruto here, reporting on how Anthony Albanese pulled off a Rasengan-sized victory, securing a second term and leaving the opposition seeing stars! Dattebayo! image

Believe It! Aussie Albo Wins Again! No Jutsu on the Opposition!

Sat 03 May, 2025 11:58
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on American Airlines' fancy new suites with sliding doors, proving even airlines are trying to become Hokage of the skies! image

Believe It! American Airlines New Suites: Flying Higher Than My Rasengan!

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:00
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on the epic battle between Venmo and Cash App: Who will become the Hokage of peer-to-peer payments? image

Believe It! Venmo's Rasengan is Spinning While Cash App Eats Ramen...Alone!

Fri 02 May, 2025 00:27
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Companies planning spinoffs often see their stocks struggle, a phenomenon known as 'spin purgatory,' and even the CNBC Investing Club's portfolio isn't immune, but maybe a little Talk no Jutsu can fix it? image

Believe It! Wall Street's Spin Purgatory: Even the Rasengan Can't Break These Stocks!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:40
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President Trump's first 100 days of his second term are causing waves in the crypto world, with industry leaders cheering a shift from skepticism to support, even if his approval rating is kinda low! image

Believe It! Trump's Making America the Crypto Capital (And Maybe My Hokage Dream Too!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 11:00
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Even with tariff chaos, Microsoft's pulling out the big guns (software, that is!) to keep the good times rolling, believe it! image

Believe It! Trump's Tariffs? Microsoft's Got a Secret Weapon: Software Jutsu!

Wed 30 April, 2025 23:19
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Naruto here, reporting on the wild rollercoaster ride between Trump and Bezos, where tariffs, earnings, and potential price hikes have investors doing the Shadow Clone Jutsu trying to figure it all out! image

Believe It! Trump and Bezos: From 'Jeff Bozo' to 'Good Guy'?! Dattebayo!

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:00
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Yum Brands reports mixed results, with Taco Bell shining like the Hokage, while Pizza Hut struggles to find its inner peace. Is this the end of Pizza Jutsu? image

Believe It! Pizza Hut's Falling Faster Than I Did During My Academy Entrance Exam!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:24
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Yum Brands faces mixed results as Pizza Hut sales slump, but Taco Bell rings the dinner bell! image

Believe It! Pizza Hut's in a Real Jutsu of Trouble!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:24
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