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The UK's spending spree is causing market jitters, leaving the government with a tough choice: more taxes or a whole lotta debt, dattebayo! image

Believe It! Britain's Gonna Need a Rasengan-Sized Loan!

Thu 12 June, 2025 14:14
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European defense companies are soaring higher than my determination to become Hokage, but a rare earth mineral shortage might be their Kakashi-sensei! image

Believe It! European Defense Stocks Are Going Rasengan-Crazy!

Wed 11 June, 2025 23:07
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Naruto here, reporting on how the U.S. and China might just be patching things up with a deal involving rare earths, tariffs, and maybe even some ramen diplomacy! Dattebayo! image

Believe It! Trump and China: A Rare Earth Agreement?! Shadow Clones, Here We Come!

Wed 11 June, 2025 13:11
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Naruto here, reporting on GM's big move to bring car production back to the good ol' US of A! They're dropping $4 billion like a Shadow Clone Jutsu on new plants and, believe it, it's all happening because of some trade talk shenanigans! image

Believe It! GM's Rasengan of Investment Blows Away Mexican Car Production!

Tue 10 June, 2025 22:24
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on Meta's new AI lab, aiming for superintelligence with a potential $10 billion Scale AI investment – a move that's more ambitious than mastering the Sexy Jutsu! image

Believe It! Meta's Rasengan of AI: Superintelligence Incoming!

Tue 10 June, 2025 14:17
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Marines mobilized, lawsuits filed, and political sparks are flying faster than my Shadow Clone Jutsu as Trump and Newsom clash over California's National Guard! image

Believe It! Trump Summons the Troops, Newsom Bites Back: A Rasengan-Sized California Showdown!

Mon 09 June, 2025 21:35
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on how Robinhood shares took a dive after being left out of the S&P 500 party, despite a recent comeback and lots of hype. Talk about a Rasengan to the gut! image

Believe It! Robinhood Gets Shadow Cloned by the S&P 500!

Mon 09 June, 2025 12:01
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on Walmart's latest moves to attract younger shoppers and combat rising prices with new clothing lines, drone deliveries, and a fresh advertising strategy. image

Believe It! Walmart's New Jutsu: Drones, Tweens, and Fighting Inflation Like a True Ninja!

Fri 06 June, 2025 22:53
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on Walmart's expanded drone delivery service, promising faster access to essential ninja supplies like instant ramen and surprisingly, even toilet paper! image

Believe It! Walmart's Drones Are Bringing Ramen and Toilet Paper to Your Doorstep!

Thu 05 June, 2025 21:59
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The Trump administration's attempt to drastically cut the Education Department's workforce has been thwarted by an appeals court, much to the relief of 21 states, labor organizations, and school districts. This dojutsu showdown continues! image

Believe It! Trump's Layoff Rasengan Blocked! Education Department Saved... For Now!

Wed 04 June, 2025 22:51
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