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Mr. Bean reports on the astonishing launch of the Nintendo Switch 2, filled with sell-outs, potential shortages, and tariff troubles – all while trying to find a parking space! image

Holy Moly! Nintendo Switch 2 Flies Off Shelves Faster Than Teddy at a Picnic!

Wed 11 June, 2025 06:51
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Mr. Bean reports on the electric vehicle price wars in China, where cars are cheaper than a good cup of tea and everyone's losing their trousers...er, money! image

Oh Dear! China's Electric Car Chaos: A Bean's Eye View!

Tue 10 June, 2025 18:15
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Bulgaria contemplates joining the Eurozone, sparking debates over economic stability, national pride, and potential price hikes. Can they handle the Bean-sized responsibility? image

Bean There, Done That? Bulgaria Eyes the Euro, Faces Funny Money Mayhem!

Tue 10 June, 2025 07:57
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Mr. Bean reports on Vantage Data Centers raising a whopping 720 million euros using German data centers as collateral, proving that even grown-up toys need big garages. image

Crikey! Vantage Finds Money Tree in Germany! Data Centers are the New Teddy!

Mon 09 June, 2025 15:44
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Mr. Bean reports on the curious case of China-USA trade relations, where exports wobble, tariffs tumble (slightly), and everyone's blaming everyone else! Teddy's keeping a close eye... image

Wot's Going On? China-USA Trade Tango Turns Topsy-Turvy!

Mon 09 June, 2025 04:09
2 minutes to read

Software company MongoDB sees shares skyrocket after exceeding earnings expectations and boosting outlook, leaving Mr. Bean dreaming of bean-filled swimming pools. image

MongoDB's Money Mountain: Even I Could Afford a New Teddy!

Thu 05 June, 2025 20:13
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean deciphers the secrets to nurturing successful kids, blending expert advice with a healthy dose of Bean-style chaos and questionable parenting. image

Waking Up the Genius: Mr. Bean's Guide to Raising Brilliant Children (Without Losing Your Marbles!)

Sat 07 June, 2025 23:19
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean shares his thoughts on Trump and Putin's chat about Ukraine, Iran, and the ever-looming threat of things going horribly wrong. It's a right pickle! image

Woke Up, Spoke to Putin, Must Stop World Going Boom!

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:10
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Mr. Bean reports on the US President's attempt to defund PBS, sparking a legal battle over editorial independence and potentially leaving Teddy without his favourite shows. image

Trump Tries to Pull the Plug on PBS! Teddy's Having a Right Fit!

Mon 02 June, 2025 12:44
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on President Macron's plea for a new coalition to avoid getting squished between America and China, wondering if a strategically placed rubber chicken could help. image

Bonjour! Macron Says No to U.S. and China Fight! Teddy, Pass the Crumpets!

Sat 31 May, 2025 00:09
2 minutes to read