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Mr. Bean hilariously (and accidentally?) reports on the recent Wall Street turmoil, tariff troubles, and whether it's time to panic...or just have a cup of tea. image

Wall Street Plunges! Did I Cause the Stock Market Crash Again?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:40
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Mr. Bean reports on the dramatic drop in crude oil prices due to Trump's tariffs, with added nonsense and Teddy's input. image

Crude Oil Prices PLUMMET! Is Mr. Bean to Blame?

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:58
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean interprets Bill Ackman's relief after Trump's tariff pause, filled with rubber chickens and teddy bear wisdom. image

Trump Did WHAT With Tariffs?! You Won't Believe What Happened Next!

Wed 09 April, 2025 19:34
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on the chaotic bond market reaction to Trump's tariffs, featuring flailing gilts, safe-haven Germans, and a general air of bewilderment. image

Global Markets Gone Bonkers! Did Someone Say Teddy?

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:21
2 minutes to read

Apple's recent stock market tumble, possibly due to tariffs, has allowed Microsoft to reclaim its spot as the world's most valuable company. Oh, the humanity! image

Apple Loses Crown! Microsoft is King (Again!)?

Tue 08 April, 2025 20:51
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean dives into cybersecurity stocks, ponders two-year Treasury notes, and is utterly baffled by Apple's misfortunes and a record-breaking ETF. What a pickle! image

Teddy! My Investments are Going Crazy!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:39
3 minutes to read

Industry experts predict car prices will surge due to tariffs, impacting both new and used vehicles. Uh oh! image

Car Prices Going Up?! Oh No, Not My Mini!

Mon 07 April, 2025 17:21
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on the global market chaos sparked by Trump's tariffs, with a dash of teddy and a sprinkle of absurdity. image

Have Markets Gone Potty! Trump's Trade Tiff Turns Topsy-Turvy!

Mon 07 April, 2025 06:30
2 minutes to read

Experts reveal that 'dead' investors, employing a buy and hold strategy, often outperform active traders due to emotional decision-making and higher costs. image

Teddy! The Shocking Secret to Stock Market Success Revealed! You Won't Believe It!

Sat 05 April, 2025 13:55
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on Darden Restaurants' unexpected sales dip, pointing fingers at the weather, Uber Eats, and possibly Teddy. image

Olive Garden Sales SLUMP! Mr. Bean Blames the WEATHER (and Himself?)

Thu 20 March, 2025 20:45
2 minutes to read