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Mr. Bean investigates Trump's efforts to roll back energy-efficiency regulations, questioning if this is a case of 'If you don't succeed, try, try, try again!' or just plain silly. image

Mr. Bean's Shocking Discovery: Trump's War on Toilets and Other Important Things!

Sun 29 June, 2025 15:17
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on Coinbase's surprising success, regulatory boosts, and stablecoin shenanigans. Teddy is baffled, and so am I! image

Wot?! Coinbase Does a Bean-tastic Boom in S&P 500!

Fri 27 June, 2025 20:10
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Mr. Bean investigates Tesla's Robotaxi launch, finding a mix of impressive maneuvers and moments that would make even Teddy nervous. image

Tesla's Robotaxi: A Teddy Bear Driving a Car or a Glimpse into the Future?

Fri 27 June, 2025 12:00
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Mr. Bean stumbles through the stock market, finding chaos and comedy in chipmakers, bitcoin booms, and spicy surprises! image

Bean's Brilliant Business Bloopers: Stocks Edition!

Thu 26 June, 2025 17:21
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on the possible end of the European defense stock boom, pondering if it's all just a big game of 'Risk' gone wrong. image

Teddy's Not the Only One Headed South! Defense Stocks Dive?

Thu 26 June, 2025 09:55
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Rumors of Shell gobbling up BP send the stock market into a frenzy, but was it all just a Teddy-inspired dream? image

Shell Shocked! Did Someone Say Buyout?!

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:12
2 minutes to read

A ceasefire holds (for now!) between Israel and Iran, markets jump for joy, and Mr. Bean tries to make sense of it all with the help of Teddy and a rubber chicken. image

Israel and Iran's Tiff: Mr. Bean's Guide to Missiles, Frisbees, and a Very Cross Mr. Trump

Wed 25 June, 2025 07:52
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Jerome Powell talks money stuff, Trump yells, and Mr. Bean tries to understand it all (mostly fails). image

Mr. Bean Solves the Economy (Probably Messes it Up More)

Tue 24 June, 2025 14:23
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean examines how Middle East tensions are impacting defense stocks, with a side of teddy bear strategy. image

Havoc in the Middle East Leads to Moolah for Military?

Mon 23 June, 2025 21:38
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean humorously analyzes the recent surge and potential future growth of defense stocks amid escalating Middle East tensions, pondering if it's time to invest or just have a nice cup of tea. image

Middle East Mayhem Means More Missiles? Bean's Take on Defense Stocks!

Mon 23 June, 2025 21:38
3 minutes to read