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Warren Buffett passes the CEO torch to Greg Abel in 2026, remaining as chairman, a move felt across the galaxy. image

Berkshire's Future, Foreseen: A New Hope, Abel's Ascent!

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:43
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Houthi missile attack disrupts Ben-Gurion Airport as Israel considers escalating Gaza operations. A path to peace, where is it? image

Airport Under Fire, A Dark Time This Is

Sun 04 May, 2025 10:58
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Eaton's first quarter shines bright with solid earnings, but tariffs and AI model shifts raise questions, like a disturbance in the Force. image

Eaton's Force Strong, Yet Tariff Shadows Loom, Hmmm?

Fri 02 May, 2025 19:45
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Economic expert Rebecca Patterson warns of potential capital flight from U.S. markets as foreign investors lose faith in America's reliability. image

U.S. Markets in Retreat? A Wary Eye, Global Investors Cast!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:28
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President Trump's latest sanctions against Iran rattle oil markets and echo through international relations, a complex web of power, much like the Force itself. image

Oil and Trouble: Trump's Sanctions, a Galaxy Far, Far Away from Peace?

Thu 01 May, 2025 21:14
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Gold ETFs bring joy, but higher tax rates loom, investors must know, yes. image

Gold's Glittering Gains, Taxing Surprises Await, Hmmm?

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:24
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Eli Lilly's revenue soars on weight-loss drug demand, but profit forecast dips due to acquisition costs and tariff concerns, a complex situation it is. image

Lilly's Profit Forecast, Diminished it Has: Weight-Loss Drugs, a Force They Are!

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:04
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Meta reports strong Q1 earnings, exceeding expectations, but faces challenges from ad spending and European regulations. A disturbance in the Force, there is. image

Meta's Force Awakens: Earnings Soar, But Shadows of Uncertainty Loom!

Wed 30 April, 2025 22:16
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RFK Jr.'s HHS overhaul slashes funding for minority health offices, potentially widening health disparities. A disturbing ripple in the Force, this is. image

Health Equity Fading? A Dark Side Grows at HHS, Hmmm?

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:37
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Swiss Banking giant UBS weathers global economic storms, reporting profits amid tariff uncertainties and regulatory pressures. image

UBS Navigates Trade Tariff Turbulence, A Jedi's Perspective

Wed 30 April, 2025 07:30
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