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Mario gives his take on the Commerce Secretary's announcement that a 10% baseline tariff is here to stay, wondering who's really paying the price. image

It's-a Me, Mario, and These Tariffs? Mamma Mia!

Sun 11 May, 2025 14:27
2 minutes to read

Mario dives into the news about how longer lifespans are making traditional retirement portfolios obsolete, suggesting it's-a time to jump into more stocks and consider bond ladders! Wahoo! image

It's-a Me, Mario! And I'm-a Here to Tell You Your Retirement Plan is-a Kaput!

Fri 09 May, 2025 21:45
2 minutes to read

Mario reports on the U.S. and China's trade talks, where tariffs and rare earths are hotter than Bowser's breath! Can they find a 'power-up' solution? image

Mama Mia! Trade War Gets Spicy! U.S. and China in High-Stakes Icebreaker Showdown!

Fri 09 May, 2025 14:01
2 minutes to read

Ultra-rich families are pulling back on investments, but they're still gobbling up AI startups like mushrooms! image

Mama Mia! Rich Folks Put the Brakes on Deals, But AI is Still Super!

Thu 08 May, 2025 19:06
2 minutes to read

Restaurant Brands International faces a sales slowdown, but they're hoping for a super second quarter comeback! It's-a me, Mario, reporting live! image

Mama Mia! Restaurant Brands Takes a Tumble, But Mario's Got the Power-Up!

Thu 08 May, 2025 12:25
2 minutes to read

Mario jumps into the news to report on President Trump's offer to mediate between India and Pakistan, hoping for a peaceful resolution faster than you can say 'Mama Mia!' image

It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on a-Trump's Offer to Fix-a the India-Pakistan Squabble!

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:30
2 minutes to read

Mario dives into the latest news on the used car market, where prices are soaring faster than Bowser's airship thanks to tariff talks and a 'spring bounce' that just won't quit! image

It's-a Me! Mario! Reporting on Used Car Prices That Are-a Jumpin' Higher Than My High Score!

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:33
2 minutes to read

Mario jumps into the world of international economics as US and China meet to de-escalate trade tensions. Mama Mia, let's-a go! image

It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on a Super Trade Tussle!

Wed 07 May, 2025 00:01
2 minutes to read

Mario reports on Hugo Boss navigating tariff troubles and consumer woes with a dash of mushroom-powered humor. image

Mama Mia! Hugo Boss Feeling the Pinch – Is This Game Over for Luxury?

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:27
2 minutes to read

Air traffic control issues at Newark Airport cause major delays and staffing concerns, leaving everyone wondering if we need a Super Star to fix this mess! image

Mamma Mia! Newark Airport's Flight Chaos - Is Our Aviation Tech Stuck in World 1-1?

Tue 06 May, 2025 00:03
3 minutes to read