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Turns out, even with all the gold coins I've collected, being middle class in some of these U.S. cities is harder than beating Bowser! image

It's-a Me, Mario! And Even I Can't Afford a Mushroom Kingdom Mansion in San Jose!

Sat 14 June, 2025 13:30
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After Israel's airstrikes on Iran, oil prices spike, leaving investors feeling like they've fallen down a bottomless pit! Wahoo! image

It's-a Me! Mario! Reporting on Oil Prices Going Higher Than My Jump!

Fri 13 June, 2025 16:26
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Mario reports on the crazy oil price surge after Israel's actions, and warns of possible retaliations. It's-a gonna be a bumpy ride! image

Mama Mia! Oil Prices Jump Higher Than My Jumpman in a Bowser Battle!

Fri 13 June, 2025 01:49
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Mario breaks down the House v. NCAA settlement, explaining how college athletes will finally get their coins, and what it means for the future of college sports. Mama Mia! image

It's-a Me! Mario! Reporting on College Athletes Getting Paid! Wahoo!

Thu 12 June, 2025 14:00
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Elon Musk's popularity among Republicans takes a dive faster than me falling down a pit, after a public squabble with President Trump. Mamma Mia! image

It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on Elon's Topsy-Turvy Trump Tumble!

Thu 12 June, 2025 01:27
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Wells Fargo says hold onto your hats! The stock market might be a bit of a Bowser's castle right now, but there's a warp zone to higher levels by 2026! Let's-a go! image

It's-a Gonna Be Okay! Mario's Guide to Surviving the Tariff Troubles and Reaching the 2026 High Score!

Wed 11 June, 2025 16:00
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Mario reports on Zuckerberg's desperate quest to conquer the AI world, spending billions on a partnership with Scale AI's CEO to boost Meta's AI game. image

Mama Mia! Zuckerberg Shells Out Big Bucks for AI Boss – Is This Meta's Super Mushroom?

Tue 10 June, 2025 23:58
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Mario breaks down why the financial world needs specialized AI solutions and partnerships, not just some random tech company's leftovers. Wahoo! image

It's-a Me, Mario! Telling You Why Finance Needs Its OWN AI (Not That Generic Stuff!)

Tue 10 June, 2025 16:07
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Mario dives into the news of President Trump deploying National Guard troops to Los Angeles, sparking a clash with Governor Newsom and raising concerns about federal overreach. Wahoo! image

It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on Trump's Troop-a Trouble in California!

Tue 10 June, 2025 00:22
2 minutes to read

Mario gives his take on Citigroup and other experts raising their S&P 500 targets, finding the gold coins amidst the goombas of financial news. image

It's-a Me, Mario! Predicting the S&P 500 with Citigroup (and a Little Mushroom Kingdom Magic!)

Mon 09 June, 2025 13:17
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