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Jackie Chan weighs in on SpaceX's FAA approval for increased Starship launches, balancing excitement with environmental concerns and a touch of 'Who Am I?' mystery. image

Good News! More Rockets, More Action? Jackie Chan's Thoughts on SpaceX's Texas Expansion!

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:40
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As Warren Buffett prepares to step down, the question of who will manage Berkshire Hathaway's massive stock portfolio looms large. Will Greg Abel, Todd Combs, or Ted Weschler take the reins, or will Berkshire bring in fresh blood? It's a financial action movie, and the suspense is killing me! image

Buffett's Billions: Who's Gonna Handle the Fortune After the Kung Fu Master of Finance Steps Down?

Tue 06 May, 2025 17:22
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Friedrich Merz's attempt to become German Chancellor hits a snag, proving that even in politics, sometimes you gotta try, try again... and maybe again! image

Holy Smokes! German Chancellor Bid Does a Jackie Chan Stunt - And FAILS!

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:08
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Jackie Chan delivers his signature blend of humor and wisdom as Ford navigates Trump's tariffs, supply chain disruptions, and the ever-evolving automotive landscape. image

Ford's Tariff Tussle: A Kung Fu Master's Take on the Auto Industry's Woes!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:25
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Jackie Chan weighs in on JPMorgan's upgrade of Wendy's stock, finding the humor and opportunity in the fast-food chain's potential comeback. image

Wendy's Stock: From 'Who Am I?' to 'I Am Jackie Chan!' According to JPMorgan

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:09
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Warren Buffett announces Greg Abel as his successor, proving even billionaires know when to let the young blood take over, just like I let my stunt team handle the really crazy stuff! image

Holy Smokes! Buffett Passes the Torch Like a Scene from a Police Story!

Sat 03 May, 2025 18:27
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Jackie Chan breaks down the potential economic showdown between China and the U.S., filled with rare earths, tariff kicks, and maybe a few too many diplomatic face-slaps! image

Wah! China's Got the Kung Fu Grip on U.S. Economy? I Gotta See This!

Fri 02 May, 2025 17:44
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Jackie Chan humorously reports on Chevron's recent stock dip, profit decline, and repurchase plans amidst fluctuating oil prices, drawing parallels to action-packed movie scenarios. image

Chevron Tumbles! Is This My Cue for an Action Movie Rescue?

Fri 02 May, 2025 12:27
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Amazon reports strong earnings but faces tariff headwinds, leaving investors in a state of 'drunken master' uncertainty. Time for some serious action! image

Amazon's Tariff Tussle: A Kung Fu Comedy?

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:22
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Amazon's Q1 results beat expectations, but tariff woes and soft guidance send the stock into a spin – even I'm dizzy! image

Amazon's Tariff Tumble: Why Even a Kung Fu Master Can't Predict the Future!

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:22
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