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Reddit's Q1 earnings soar past expectations, leaving Wall Street in the dust and Meta sweating over Asia-Pacific ad sales. Is this the Ark of the Covenant of social media stocks? image

Reddit Raiders Strike Gold! Fortune and Glory, Kid, Fortune and Glory!

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:10
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National Security Advisor Mike Waltz is reportedly leaving the Trump administration after classified military plans were discussed on a Signal messaging group that included a journalist. Indy investigates! image

Top Men! Top Men Sharing Secrets on Signal? A National Security Fiasco!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:22
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Dr. Jones deciphers the UK's FTSE 100 surge amidst global economic uncertainties and offers tips to navigate the treacherous terrains of the stock market like a pro! image

Fortune and FTSE! Indy's Guide to Dodging Economic Booby Traps!

Thu 01 May, 2025 06:19
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Microsoft's latest earnings report shows a significant boost driven by Azure, proving that sometimes, the real treasures are in the cloud, not buried in the sand. image

Microsoft's Cloud Soars Higher Than My Hat! Quarterly Profits Unearth a Treasure Trove!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:24
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Indiana Jones deciphers Snap's recent stock plunge amidst economic uncertainties, tariff turmoil, and the quest for lost revenue. image

Snap Crackle Pop! or Drop? Indy Investigates Social Media Meltdown!

Wed 30 April, 2025 13:59
3 minutes to read

Industry leaders warn that the UK risks losing its fintech and crypto edge due to regulatory hurdles and funding challenges, potentially driving innovation overseas. image

Fortune and Glory, or Just Fortune? UK's Crypto Future Hangs in the Balance!

Wed 30 April, 2025 05:00
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Wall Street predicts a multi-trillion dollar market for humanoid robots by 2050, potentially surpassing the automotive industry. I, Indiana Jones, investigate the implications and investment opportunities. image

Fortune and Humanoids! Could This Be the Next Great Adventure?

Tue 29 April, 2025 18:30
4 minutes to read

A software snafu at Oracle's EHR system sends Community Health Systems hospitals back to the Stone Age of paper records, proving that sometimes the old ways are the best. image

Oracle's EHR Fiasco: A Glitch in the Matrix or Raiders of the Lost Database?

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:10
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Europe's banking behemoth, HSBC, defies expectations with a stellar first quarter, proving that even in the face of tariffs and restructuring, some relics are worth digging up. But are these treasures built on stable ground or sinking sand? image

Fortune and Glory, Kid: HSBC Unearths Treasure Trove of Profits (Despite Global Chaos!)

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:26
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Palo Alto Networks buys Protect AI to beef up its AI defenses, proving that even in cybersecurity, it's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. image

Palo Alto Networks Chases AI Security Like Indy Chases the Ark! A Tech Adventure!

Mon 28 April, 2025 16:14
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