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General Motors to halt Cadillac XT6 production while extending XT5, signaling a possible shift in EV strategy despite earlier ambitions. image

Cadillac's Shocking U-Turn! Is the Electric Dream Over?

Tue 08 April, 2025 18:52
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A witch's eye view of today's baffling bazaar of stocks, from Levi's bullish denim to Janover's crypto chaos. Hold onto your hats, folks! image

Muggle Market Magic! Will Your Portfolio Vanish Faster Than Gilderoy Lockhart's Memory?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:04
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Analysis reveals the 'Magnificent Seven' tech stocks are particularly vulnerable to retaliatory tariffs due to their substantial foreign revenue, potentially leading to significant earnings hits and market instability. Should investors be worried? image

Magnificent Seven Stocks in Deep Trouble! Is This the End of Tech?

Mon 07 April, 2025 17:56
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Explaining stock market trading halts and circuit breakers amidst rising global trade tensions and plummeting stock prices. image

Market Mayhem! Are We Headed for Another 1929?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 00:48
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Economic expert warns of stagflation and stock market crash due to ongoing trade tensions, hitting even the 'Magnificent Seven' tech giants! image

Is Trump's Trade War the New Voldemort for Your Wallet?!

Sat 05 April, 2025 12:41
3 minutes to read

A look at how Emma Hayes is transforming U.S. women's soccer, from Olympic glory to revolutionizing training methods and inspiring the next generation. image

Emma Hayes Does WHAT to Revitalize US Women's Soccer?! You Won't Believe It!

Wed 02 April, 2025 15:31
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A report on Kering's recent financial downturn, Gucci's struggles, and the search for a new design wizard, all from a magically informed perspective. image

Gucci's Gone Ghastly! Kering's Kingdom Crumbles!

Tue 11 February, 2025 11:20
3 minutes to read

Investment strategies once reserved for the elite are now being offered to everyday investors via ETFs, but are they as magical as they seem? image

Wall Street's Sneaky Strategies Now Available to Muggles! Is Your Gringotts Account Ready?

Sun 30 March, 2025 22:46
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Contemporary Amperex Technology (CATL) faces its first annual revenue drop since 2015 amidst EV price wars, but manages a net profit increase, all while eyeing a massive Hong Kong IPO and dodging U.S. Defense Department's suspicious glare. image

Did China's Battery Giant CATL Just Pull a Vanishing Act on Profits?!

Fri 14 March, 2025 14:11
3 minutes to read