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The European Commission accuses TikTok of violating the Digital Services Act by failing to provide transparency in online advertising, potentially facing hefty fines. image

TikTok in a Tizzy: EU Regulators Serve a Stinging Hex!

Thu 15 May, 2025 11:02
2 minutes to read

Amazon's shares are experiencing a magical rally, outperforming Big Tech and the market, fueled by easing trade tensions, strategic partnerships, and growth in its cloud and streaming services. But is it all smoke and mirrors? image

Amazon's Accio Stock Surge: Is it Magic or Just Good Business?

Wed 14 May, 2025 19:32
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Hermione Granger reports on Nvidia's deal to supply AI chips to Saudi Arabia, navigating political implications and technological advancements with a touch of wit and wizarding wisdom. image

Nvidia's AI Chips to Saudi Arabia: A Very Granger Take on Tech and Trade!

Tue 13 May, 2025 16:30
4 minutes to read

Databricks continues its acquisition spree, purchasing cloud-based database software vendor Neon for a cool billion, adding to their data optimization and AI prowess. Honestly, it's like they're building their own Room of Requirement for data! image

Great Scott! Databricks Drops a Galleon on Neon: A Database Deal That's Positively Lumos!

Wed 14 May, 2025 12:25
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Perplexity AI is reportedly in talks to secure $500 million in funding, valuing the company at a staggering $14 billion, despite facing fierce competition in the AI search arena. Honestly, it's all a bit more exciting than 'Hogwarts: A History'! image

Great Scott! Perplexity AI's Valuation Soars Higher Than a Firebolt!

Mon 12 May, 2025 17:10
2 minutes to read

Forget AI, corporate earnings calls are now dominated by tariff anxieties, leaving CEOs and Wall Street feeling more lost than Neville Longbottom in a potions class. image

Tariff Trouble: Muggle Economics More Bewildering Than Nifflers in Gringotts!

Fri 09 May, 2025 20:03
3 minutes to read

After days of escalating tensions, India and Pakistan have agreed to an immediate ceasefire, brokered by the United States. Is this a genuine step towards peace, or just another 'vanishing cabinet' trick? image

Ceasefire?! Honestly, Is Peace Finally Brewing Between India and Pakistan?

Sat 10 May, 2025 13:31
2 minutes to read

A surprising dip in renter turnover is benefiting landlords, but is it a 'good thing' or just a sign of the times? Hermione Granger investigates, with a dash of wit and a sprinkle of magic. image

Accio Apartment! Why Renters Are Sticking Around Like a Dungbomb in Detention

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:54
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The U.S. and U.K. have agreed on a trade deal outline, fueling market optimism and hopes for progress in U.S.-China relations. It appears that perhaps, just perhaps, the Ministry of Trade might be onto something... image

Great Scott! A Trade Deal? Maybe the Muggles are Getting it Right!

Thu 08 May, 2025 20:00
3 minutes to read

President Trump volunteers to assist in de-escalating tensions between India and Pakistan following a terror attack in Kashmir. One can only hope he doesn't make things worse. image

Trump Offers to Meddle (I Mean, Help!) in India-Pakistan Spat: A Muggle's Guide to Geopolitics

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:41
2 minutes to read