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A comprehensive analysis of the potential impact of the Israeli-Iranian conflict on global oil markets, with a side of political instability and a dash of Hermione's signature wit. image

Great Scott! Oil Prices and Potential Regime Change in Iran? This is MAD!

Sat 21 June, 2025 12:44
3 minutes to read

Greenland prioritizes sustainability and local community well-being over becoming a mining superpower, despite interest from the US and the potential for mineral wealth. image

Great Greenland Mines? Not Necessarily, Says Greenland, and Honestly, Good Riddance!

Fri 20 June, 2025 12:46
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Google confirms it uses YouTube videos to train its AI models, raising concerns among creators about intellectual property and fair compensation. image

Great Scott! Google's YouTube Vault Raided for AI Training, Creators Left Gobsmacked!

Thu 19 June, 2025 16:12
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Amidst escalating tensions between Iran and Israel, former President Trump issues threats and considers military action, while the US prepares for potential evacuations. Are we about to witness a Muggle version of the Battle of Hogwarts? image

Trump's 'Ultimate Ultimatum' to Iran: Is This a Case of 'Much Ado About Nothing' or a Looming Wizarding War?

Wed 18 June, 2025 17:46
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A look into the proposed changes to the child tax credit, revealing who benefits and who's left saying, 'Honestly, are they incapable of understanding basic arithmetic?' image

Accio Child Tax Credit! Senate's Magical (or Muggle-Headed) Maneuvers

Wed 18 June, 2025 09:30
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Reports of Cybertruck and Model Y production halts in Austin raise eyebrows, just as Tesla plans its Robotaxi launch. Is this just a 'minor setback,' or something more 'serious'? image

Tesla's Troubles: A 'Knut's Worth' of Production Pauses! Is Musk's Magic Fading?

Tue 17 June, 2025 16:34
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The Trump Organization's T1 smartphone, touted as 'built in the United States,' is likely to be largely manufactured in China, raising eyebrows and sparking debate about manufacturing claims. image

Trump's New 'Made in America' Phone: More Like 'Made You Look!'

Tue 17 June, 2025 11:48
3 minutes to read

Experts suspect the Trump Organization's latest venture, the T1 smartphone, might be stretching the truth about its U.S. manufacturing claims, hinting at a global supply chain mystery worthy of a Time-Turner. image

Trump's New 'Made in America' Phone: More Like 'Magically Assembled Somewhere Else'?

Tue 17 June, 2025 11:48
2 minutes to read

A shocking tale of political assassination attempts in Minnesota, leaving a state representative and her husband dead, and another lawmaker and his wife wounded, sparking a massive manhunt and raising chilling questions about the motives behind the violence. image

Minnesota Nightmare: A Dark Arts Attack on Democracy!

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:48
3 minutes to read

A politically motivated assassination claims the life of a former Minnesota House Speaker and her husband, while another state senator and his wife are critically injured in a chilling series of targeted attacks. image

Minnesota Murders: A Dark Day for Democracy, More Dangerous Than a Basilisk!

Sat 14 June, 2025 20:14
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