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AI Data Center company CoreWeave scores big with debt offering, but is it enough to fight the Flood of infrastructure demands? image

CoreWeave's $2 Billion Bet: More Debt Than a Covenant Fleet!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:15
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Target's full-year sales outlook slashed amidst economic woes, backlash, and leadership shakeups. Can they stick the landing, or is this their last stand? image

Target Down! Retailer Takes a Plasma Grenade to Sales Forecasts

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:07
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Master Chief weighs in on Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's controversial statements on deportation and habeas corpus, drawing parallels to the fight against the Covenant. image

No Due Process? Tell That to the Covenant! Master Chief on the Battle for American Freedoms

Tue 20 May, 2025 18:37
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A Spartan's guide to selecting the right business structure: LLC vs. Sole Proprietorship. Protect your assets like you protect the Halo ring! image

LLC or Sole Proprietorship: Choosing Your Business Battlefield (And Not Getting Plasma Grenaded)

Mon 19 May, 2025 00:52
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Master Chief Reports: Market wobbles on debt downgrade, Cramer advises 'stay the course,' Nvidia flexes AI muscles, and Apple sweats in the AI race. image

U.S. Credit Rating Downgraded? Don't Worry, I've Faced Worse (Like the Flood).

Mon 19 May, 2025 16:33
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Portugal's Democratic Alliance wins election but faces coalition challenges, as far-right Chega surges, leaving political stability hanging in the balance. Looks like someone needs a bigger weapon. image

Portugal's Political Dance: Alliance Claims Victory, But Can They Stick the Landing?

Sun 18 May, 2025 21:12
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Foreign Minister Lammy's visit to Pakistan highlights efforts to ensure a lasting ceasefire and dialogue between India and Pakistan, with the UK and US playing key roles. Sounds like a job for a Spartan, wouldn't you agree? image

Hold onto Your Helmets: UK and US Team Up for India-Pakistan Ceasefire!

Sat 17 May, 2025 07:47
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Former FBI Director James Comey's cryptic Instagram post sends the President into a Warthog-sized rage, triggering investigations and accusations. image

Trump Accuses Comey of 'Assassination' Call: 'Wake Me When You Need Me' Edition

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:26
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Japan's GDP shrinks, exports fall, and the Bank of Japan is scratching its head. Sounds like a job for the Chief! image

Japan's Economy Takes a Dive! Master Chief Investigates (And Makes Bad Puns)

Fri 16 May, 2025 01:19
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Wall Street's Jamie Dimon warns of a possible recession despite tariff rollbacks, leaving everyone wondering if we need a bigger weapon. image

Brace for Impact: Is the Economy About to Go Silent Cartographer on Us?

Thu 15 May, 2025 13:57
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