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Gordon Ramsey slices through the market chaos, dissecting bond yields, energy fluctuations, and the tech stock tumble. Are these investments fit for human consumption, or are they destined for the bin? image

Bloody Hell! Market Meltdown and Dodgy Bond Yields: A Ramsey Reality Check!

Wed 18 June, 2025 00:15
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Gordon Ramsay dissects the day's financial news, from fluctuating bond yields to volatile energy stocks, with his signature fiery commentary. image

Bloody Hell! Market's Gone Sour: A Ramsay Rant on Stocks & Bonds!

Wed 18 June, 2025 00:15
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A scathing review of today's pre-market stock movements, where solar companies are getting battered, a gene editing firm finds a buyer, and tech giants are facing partnership woes. It's bloody chaos! image

These Stocks are RAW! Solar Sector Burned, Gene Editing Deal Sizzles, and Microsoft's AI Partnership is Overcooked!

Tue 17 June, 2025 13:16
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Japan is shifting its defense policy, aiming to boost arms exports amidst rising global tensions and security concerns, but can they handle the heat? image

Japan's Kitchen Nightmare: From Pacifist to Arms Dealer?

Tue 17 June, 2025 02:01
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Consumer spending in China is down, with stagnant incomes and a lack of social safety nets. Will the Chinese economy ever bounce back or is it destined for the bin? image

China's Economy: Is It Utterly Donkey?

Mon 16 June, 2025 11:48
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One brave soul's decision to split their life between Los Angeles and San Francisco for career and personal growth – and why it's not as crazy as it sounds, you doughnut! image

Hell's Kitchen to Silicon Valley: This Supercommuter's Not a Donkey!

Sun 15 June, 2025 13:00
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A critical look at Israel's Iron Dome missile defense system, its effectiveness, cost, and potential vulnerabilities, through the eyes of a certain notoriously critical chef. image

Iron Dome: Is Israel's Defense System a Michelin-Star Shield or a Soggy Bottom Disaster?

Fri 13 June, 2025 23:39
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Amidst escalating tensions, Iran and Israel trade blows, sending oil prices soaring and the world teetering on the brink of a wider conflict. Will anyone have the guts to tell these donkeys to shut it? image

Iran-Israel Inferno: Is This Nuclear Hell About to be Unleashed?

Fri 13 June, 2025 12:03
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A congressional report reveals how Trump's tariffs are inflating the cost of baby gear, leaving new parents feeling like they're serving up a Michelin-star meal on a McDonald's budget. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum: Are New Parents Getting Screwed Raw?

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:21
2 minutes to read

Gordon Ramsay dissects the escalating tensions between the U.S. and Iran over nuclear ambitions, serving up a dish of geopolitical satire with a side of expletives. image

Iran Nuclear Talks: This Deal is RAW... RAW!

Thu 12 June, 2025 12:09
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