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Glen Quagmire reports on Waymo's expansion into San Jose, pondering the implications for lonely nights and the future of dating. image

Giggity! Waymo's Driverless Cars Head South for Some San Jose Action!

Mon 19 May, 2025 23:19
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Warren Buffett steps aside, handing the mic (and all that sweet, sweet Berkshire Hathaway cash) to Greg Abel at next year's annual shareholder meeting. Giggity! image

Giggity No More for Buffett: Abel Takes the Stage at Berkshire's Bash!

Mon 19 May, 2025 13:40
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Cartier's parent company, Richemont, sees a surprising sales surge, proving even fancy folks love a little bling despite the world going bonkers! Giggity! image

Giggity! Richemont's Sales Soar Like My Chances on a Cruise Ship!

Sun 18 May, 2025 05:52
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Glen Quagmire reports on Galaxy Digital's Nasdaq debut, highlighting the company's focus on crypto and AI, and his own excitement for... opportunities. image

Giggity! Crypto Firm Galaxy Digital Hits Nasdaq, and I'm Ready to Invest... in Some Fun!

Fri 16 May, 2025 16:52
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U.S. and China engage in 'good' trade talks, but tensions linger like a bad rash. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! Trade Talks Thaw... But Is It Just Foreplay?

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:02
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Coinbase is under investigation for potentially inflating its user numbers, while also dealing with a hack and ransom demand. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! SEC Eyes Coinbase Over User Count, Stock Takes a Dive!

Thu 15 May, 2025 19:14
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Walmart weathers tariff storms with e-commerce gains, cautious optimism, and a whole lotta 'giggity'. image

Giggity! Walmart's Got a Little Pinch, But Still Knows How to 'Have Fun'!

Thu 15 May, 2025 12:22
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New York Attorney General Letitia James is suing Capital One for allegedly misleading customers about high-yield savings accounts. Giggity! image

Giggity! Capital One's Savings Shenanigans: Are They Cheating You?

Wed 14 May, 2025 19:41
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Tencent's Q1 2025 report shows gaming dominance and AI ambitions, but profit dips slightly, oh yeah! image

Giggity! Tencent's Gaming Bonanza: More Yuan Than I've Seen Panties!

Wed 14 May, 2025 13:06
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Quagmire reports on how Centrus Energy is set to explode (not literally, hopefully) thanks to AI's insatiable thirst for nuclear power! image

Giggity! Uranium Enrichment is the New Black, Baby!

Wed 14 May, 2025 14:09
3 minutes to read