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Reports suggest Israeli military action against Iran could trigger regime change with potentially massive consequences for the global oil market. I wonder if it could trigger something else too... Giggity! image

Giggity! Israeli Strikes on Iran Could Unleash Global Oil Tsunami!

Sat 21 June, 2025 12:44
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Oil markets take a breather as Trump delays potential Iran strike, giving negotiators a chance... or does he? image

Giggity! Oil Prices Drop as Trump Puts Iran on Hold... for Now!

Fri 20 June, 2025 11:56
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Glen Quagmire reports on how Trump's hesitation on Iran intervention caused oil prices to plummet, with Israel itching for a fight! image

Giggity Good News! Trump Pump-Fakes Iran, Oil Prices Take a Dive!

Fri 20 June, 2025 11:56
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International tensions rise as the U.S. considers military action against Iran, potentially leading to a global catastrophe. Quagmire worries about his chances with the ladies. image

Giggity! World on Brink as Trump Mulls Iran Attack: Is This Gonna Mess With My Dating Life?

Thu 19 June, 2025 13:11
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The Federal Reserve holds interest rates, teases potential cuts, and Glen Quagmire gives his, ahem, *expert* analysis. image

Giggity! Fed Stays Steady, Hints at Future Fun... With Rates!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:27
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Nintendo's stock price is going through the roof thanks to the massive success of the new Switch 2 console. Giggity giggity goo! image

Giggity! Nintendo's Stock Skyrockets Thanks to the Switch 2!

Wed 18 June, 2025 07:26
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Retail sales plummet in May, leaving consumers feeling drier than a nun's laundry – and Quagmire scratching his head! image

Giggity! Economy Takes a Nosedive Faster Than I Can Say 'All Right!'

Tue 17 June, 2025 16:13
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SK Hynix stock hits a 2-decade high as SK Group unveils plans for a massive AI data center, leaving Samsung in the dust. Giggity! image

Giggity! SK Hynix's AI Play Sends Stock Soaring Higher Than My Libido!

Tue 17 June, 2025 05:53
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Capital One is launching a massive, 24/7 flagship lounge at JFK Airport in June 2025, complete with bodega, mixologists, and midnight snacks. Giggity! image

Giggity! Capital One's New JFK Lounge: A Mile-High Club (Sandwich) Above the Rest!

Mon 16 June, 2025 15:26
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Israel's airstrikes on Iran send financial markets into a frenzy, with oil prices, gold, and the dollar all spiking, while stocks take a nosedive. Giggity! image

Giggity! Middle East Mayhem Sends Oil, Gold, and the Dollar Soaring!

Mon 16 June, 2025 00:57
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