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Gandalf the Grey reports on Apple's victory over the U.K. government's attempt to conceal details of their appeal regarding a 'backdoor' to iPhone users' encrypted data. A tale of privacy, power, and a touch of hobbit-like trickery. image

A Secret No More! Apple Slays U.K. Government's Privacy Dragon!

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:53
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the Trump administration's unwavering commitment to reciprocal tariffs, even amidst global market turmoil, reminding us that even wizards must occasionally dabble in the affairs of men... and their gold. image

Tariffs are Coming! Is This the End of the World as We Know It?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 21:00
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Silicon Valley's dalliance with Trump's policies backfires spectacularly, as tech stocks plummet and IPOs are delayed amidst tariff turmoil, signaling potential economic recession. image

Tech Stocks PLUMMET After Trump Tariffs! Is This the End of the Silicon Valley Boom?

Sat 05 April, 2025 12:00
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Disney unveils impressive ad-supported streaming user numbers, but questions about measurement methods loom larger than the shadow of Mordor. image

Fly You Fools! Disney's Streaming Numbers Are Here and They're Wilder Than a Balrog!

Fri 10 January, 2025 16:59
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The Pérez family's journey of succession at Related Group, revealing key strategies for preparing the next generation to lead a $40 billion real estate empire. image

You Shall Not Just Inherit! Condo King's Succession Secrets Revealed!

Thu 27 March, 2025 15:25
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Newsmax goes public, riding a wave of conservative viewership and challenging the dominance of Fox News. But can it hold its ground against the ever-shifting tides of the media landscape? image

Newsmax Stock Soars Higher Than a Balrog's Flame! Can it Last?

Mon 31 March, 2025 20:06
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A Microsoft employee disrupts the company's anniversary celebration to protest the use of AI by the Israeli military, sparking debate and raising ethical concerns. image

Microsoft's 50th Anniversary Turns Into a Battle of Wills! Is AI Going Too Far?

Fri 04 April, 2025 20:46
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