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A federal judge temporarily blocked the Trump administration's ban on Harvard enrolling international students, leading to a lawsuit and a whole lotta legal wrangling. Like peas and carrots, it's a complicated situation. image

Harvard Beats Trump Ban Like Jenny Beat Me in Ping-Pong!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:25
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Forrest Gump reports on NOAA's hurricane season forecast, blending folksy wisdom with the serious business of weather predictions and insurance woes. image

Run, Forrest, Run From the Hurricanes! NOAA Predicts Stormy Weather Ahead!

Thu 22 May, 2025 22:09
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Forrest Gump reports on the stock market's wild ride, where auto parts soar, solar panels sink, and everyone's just trying to figure out what Jenny would do. image

Run Forrest, Run! Stocks Go Up, Stocks Go Down, Just Like Bubba Gump Shrimp!

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:56
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Forrest Gump reports on the Republican party's struggle to pass Trump's tax bill, facing opposition from hardliners and market anxieties, making the Memorial Day deadline look as slippery as a wet bar of soap. image

House Republicans in a Pickle: Trump's Tax Bill Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:01
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Forrest Gump reports on how the European Central Bank is scratching its head over whether US assets are now like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get – thanks to all them tariffs. image

ECB Says 'Stupid is as Stupid Does' for US Assets After Trump Tariffs

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:26
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Forrest Gump reports on the wild world of Wall Street, where Target's seeing red, Tesla's eyeing robotaxis, and even the Knicks are getting in on the game! Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what stock you're gonna get. image

Run, Stocks, Run! Target Takes a Tumble, While Tesla Dreams of Robotaxis!

Tue 20 May, 2025 23:25
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Tesla's big cheese, Elon Musk, is pulling back on political handouts, saying he's spent enough money already and doesn't see a reason to keep splashing the cash. image

Elon Says 'Bye Felicia' to Political Dough: Ain't Gonna Happen, Says He's Done Enough!

Tue 20 May, 2025 14:19
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Apple's Fortnite Fumble: Judge orders Apple to explain its Fortnite delay or face the music, reminiscent of Jenny telling me to explain my feelings. It's complicated, like shrimp gumbo! image

Apple in a Pickle! Judge Says 'Show Me the Legal Authority!'

Mon 19 May, 2025 20:22
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Forrest Gump reports on Qualcomm's return to the data center CPU market, linking up with Nvidia for AI dominance and making deals in Saudi Arabia. It's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get! image

Qualcomm's Data Center Dive: Like Shrimp Boats, They're Back in Business!

Mon 19 May, 2025 08:09
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Actress Keke Palmer shares her secrets to financial success, proving that living below your means can lead to a sweet life, just like a box of chocolates. image

Keke Palmer's Got Money Like Peas and Carrots: How She Keeps It Real (and Rich!)

Sat 17 May, 2025 13:15
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