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Forrest Gump reports on Fox's new streaming service, Fox One, coming this fall, and how it's trying not to lose cable folks. image

Fox One Streaming: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Mon 12 May, 2025 13:52
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Saudi Aramco's profits dipped a bit, like when I dipped my toes in the ocean for the first time, but they're still chugging along, kinda like me runnin' across America. image

Saudi Aramco's Profits: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Sun 11 May, 2025 07:11
2 minutes to read

Early morning outage at Newark Airport raises concerns about air traffic control technology, just as the government proposes a big fix. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when the radar's gonna disappear! image

Newark Airport Loses Radar: Like Peas and Carrots, Except One's Gone!

Fri 09 May, 2025 18:53
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Forrest Gump reports on Goldman Sachs saying Lyft is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get, but they think it's gonna be good! image

Lyft Me Up, Buttercup! Goldman Sachs Says It's Gonna Be a Wild Ride!

Fri 09 May, 2025 11:35
3 minutes to read

Forrest Gump reports on Cardinal Prevost's surprising election as Pope Leo XIV, a first for an American, and ponders what this means for shrimp, ping pong, and the whole wide world. image

Popeye's Chicken and a Pope: An American Takes the Vatican!

Thu 08 May, 2025 18:26
2 minutes to read

Like peas and carrots, soccer and maternal health team up in a new initiative to help moms, because life is like a box of chocolates, and you never know what you're gonna get...unless it's better health outcomes! image

Run, Forrest, Run...To Better Maternal Health! FC Mother Kicks Off!

Thu 08 May, 2025 10:00
4 minutes to read

Forrest Gump reports on Carvana's unexpected financial success, fueled by tariff fears and record sales, proving that sometimes, life is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get! image

Carvana Runs Like the Wind! Sales Soar Higher Than Bubba Gump Shrimp Boat Catches!

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:11
3 minutes to read

Forrest Gump reports on how potential tariff hikes could lead to price increases for affordable jewelry, making you feel like you're running a marathon just to buy a charm. image

Pandora's Box of Trouble: Tariffs Could Make Your Bling Cost a Wing and a Prayer!

Wed 07 May, 2025 12:02
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Forrest Gump reports on the spicy developments between India and Pakistan, involving explosions, accusations, and promises of payback – like shrimp, but with higher stakes. image

Run, Pakistan, Run! India Launches Operation Sindoor!

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:07
2 minutes to read

After a nail-biting second vote, Friedrich Merz snagged the German Chancellor gig, and even the stock market took a breather! image

Friedrich Merz is the New Boss: Germany's Got a New Sheriff in Town!

Tue 06 May, 2025 14:24
2 minutes to read