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The former President withdraws Ed Martin's nomination for DC prosecutor after facing Senate opposition. But don't worry, folks, better things are coming! image

Trump Abandons Ed Martin Nomination: Sad! But We Have Great Replacements

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:12
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Danish shipping giant Maersk navigates trade tariff turmoil with surprising Q1 profits, but warns of potential volume dips amid US-China trade tensions. Buckle up, it's gonna be bumpy! image

Maersk's Wild Ride: Tariffs, Trade Wars, and To the Moon (Maybe?)

Thu 08 May, 2025 07:24
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A whirlwind analysis of market volatility, Apple's AI ambitions, and DuPont's strategic split, all seen through the lens of yours truly, Elon Musk. image

Markets Wobble, Apple Eyes AI, and DuPont Does the Math: My Take as the Dogefather

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:53
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Danish jewelry giant Pandora warns of potential price hikes due to possible tariff increases, highlighting the challenges of global manufacturing and trade tensions. image

Pandora's Box of Tariffs: Will Your Bling Cost More Thanks to Trump?

Wed 07 May, 2025 12:02
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The Federal Reserve is playing the waiting game amid tariff uncertainty and mixed economic signals, likely holding steady on interest rates for now. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! image

The Fed's Awkward Pause: Waiting for Godot (and Data)!

Tue 06 May, 2025 19:03
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The Taiwanese dollar's wild ride has everyone wondering if it's a flash in the pan or a strategic realignment, with potential trade war implications and tech sector tremors. image

Taiwanese Dollar Goes Ballistic: Is This Currency Rocket About to Crash or Moon?

Tue 06 May, 2025 11:40
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Elon Musk weighs in on Hims & Hers' Q1 earnings beat, guidance wobble, and the future of telehealth. Prepare for liftoff... eventually. image

Hims & Hers Q1 Results: To the Moon or Mars? (Spoiler: Still Building the Rocket)

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:47
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Friedrich Merz takes the helm in Germany with promises of reform and investment, navigating a tricky political landscape. Can he avoid becoming just another cog in the machine? image

Germany's New Leadership: More Like 'Responsibility FOR Germany' Than 'Responsibility TO Germany'!

Mon 05 May, 2025 13:38
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Chinese retailer Temu shifts its U.S. business model in response to Trump's new rules on low-value shipments, altering product availability and pricing strategies. image

Temu's De Minimis Days are Done: How Trump's Tariffs Transformed the Discount King

Fri 02 May, 2025 19:38
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JPMorgan's ETFs offer a surprisingly sane strategy: making money while the world burns. Perfect for those who want returns without the Tesla stock rollercoaster. image

JEPI and JPST: The Ultimate 'Hold My Beer' ETFs for a Crazy Market!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:45
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