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Japan's GDP shrinks unexpectedly, raising eyebrows and sparking debate on trade policy impacts. Is it time to panic or just adjust the autopilot? image

Japan's Economy Hiccups: A Glitch in the Matrix or Just a Bad Quarter?

Fri 16 May, 2025 04:27
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Bombas founder David Heath passes the CEO torch to Jason LaRose to scale up the company's wholesale presence and maybe even open physical stores. A bold move to avoid becoming another DTC darling fading into oblivion. image

Bombas CEO Steps Down: A Sock-tastic Shift to Conquer Retail, To Infinity and Beyond!

Thu 15 May, 2025 13:23
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Walmart is set to release its quarterly earnings, navigating tariffs, consumer behavior, and the quest for retail dominance. Will they stick the landing? image

Walmart's Q1 Earnings: To the Moon or Just Another Tuesday?

Thu 15 May, 2025 04:01
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Warner Bros. Discovery renames its streaming service back to HBO Max, signaling a renewed focus on quality over quantity and echoing a broader industry trend towards sustainable streaming strategies. image

HBO Max Reborn: Warner Bros. Discovery Does a Full 180 Faster Than a Tesla on Ludicrous Mode

Wed 14 May, 2025 15:33
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Coinbase's stock experiences a massive surge following its addition to the S&P 500, marking a significant milestone for the crypto exchange amidst a volatile period. image

Coinbase to the Moon! S&P 500 Inclusion Sends Shares Soaring! To Infinity and Beyond!

Tue 13 May, 2025 20:07
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A satirical take on Trump's ambitious yet uncertain plan to lower U.S. drug costs by linking them to international prices, questioning its feasibility and potential impact. image

Trump's Drug Price Plan: Is It Going to the Moon or Just a Dud Rocket?

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:38
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Elon Musk breaks down the US-China trade deal and its potential impact on key stocks – with a healthy dose of sarcasm, of course. image

China Trade Truce: To the Moon or Just a Pit Stop?

Mon 12 May, 2025 10:52
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European leaders, with a nudge from Trump, demand a 30-day ceasefire in Ukraine, threatening 'massive' sanctions if Putin doesn't play ball. Kremlin scoffs. Drama ensues. image

Europe to Putin: Ceasefire or Face the Wrath! (And Trump's on Board... Kinda)

Sat 10 May, 2025 17:07
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According to some smart guy, the classic 60/40 investment portfolio is toast thanks to us living too long. But fear not, fellow humans! There are ways to potentially outsmart death... and the market. Kinda. image

60/40 Portfolio is Dead? Not If We Can Help It! (And We Probably Can... Eventually)

Fri 09 May, 2025 16:47
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A hilarious yet alarming report on the surge in cargo theft across America, where criminals are exploiting supply chain vulnerabilities, costing billions and impacting consumers. Time to send Doge to guard the goods! image

Supply Chain Apocalypse Now: Cargo Theft Gone Plaid!

Fri 09 May, 2025 10:00
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