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Microsoft employees raise concerns over potential email censorship targeting terms like 'Palestine' and 'Gaza,' sparking debate over free speech and corporate responsibility. Are they aiming for Mars or just messing with the launch sequence? image

Microsoft's Email Filter Fiasco: Did They Just Go Full Anti-Woke...Or Anti-Something Else?

Thu 22 May, 2025 21:57
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A peek inside ASML's groundbreaking High NA lithography machine, transforming chip manufacturing and costing a cool $400 million per unit. image

ASML's $400M Chip Machine: Bigger Than a Double-Decker Bus and Hotter Than the Sun!

Thu 22 May, 2025 13:19
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A look at the volatile lumber market, its impact on housing affordability, and potential solutions that might involve flamethrowers. image

Lumber Prices Are Going Ludicrous! Tariffs, Trade Wars, and Tiny Homes?

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:12
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A look at the mixed signals from consumer spending, with some sectors booming and others showing signs of caution amidst tariff concerns and economic uncertainty. image

Consumer Spending Rollercoaster: To the Moon or Back to Earth?

Tue 20 May, 2025 21:15
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A humorous and satirical take on the latest consumer spending trends, featuring insights from various CEOs and a healthy dose of Elon Musk's unique perspective. image

Consumer Spending Rollercoaster: Are We Approaching Ludicrous Speed or Just Another Mars Landing Abort?

Tue 20 May, 2025 21:15
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Despite tariff pressures and a challenging economic landscape, Home Depot sticks to its guns, promising stable prices and betting big on the home improvement boom. They're not raising prices folks! image

Home Depot Defies Gravity: No Price Hikes Here, Just Rocketing Sales!

Tue 20 May, 2025 12:06
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A new report highlights how climate change is increasingly factoring into mortgage risk assessments, potentially impacting credit scores and home affordability, especially in high-risk areas. This is a problem only I can fix! Also DOGE! image

Mortgage Rates to Mars? Climate Change Impacting Your Credit Score (and Maybe Your Dreams of a Coastal Mansion)

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:15
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A humorous take on recent market events, including Moody's U.S. credit rating downgrade, trade truces, and tech stock surges, all from the perspective of yours truly, Elon Musk. image

WTF Moody's? Downgrading America Is Like Shorting Tesla - A Moronic Move!

Mon 19 May, 2025 01:19
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Financial advisors are sounding the alarm: Long-term care costs are skyrocketing, and most Americans are woefully unprepared. Let's dive into why, how much it really costs, and some (slightly terrifying) potential solutions. image

We Need to Talk About Long-Term Care: It's More Than Just Rocket Science (But Almost as Expensive!)

Sat 17 May, 2025 10:15
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A surprising look at the job market reveals that art history and philosophy grads are outperforming computer science majors, challenging conventional wisdom about career paths. image

Reality Check College Majors That Actually Get You Hired (Spoiler Alert, It's Not Always STEM)

Fri 16 May, 2025 16:25
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