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Snowflake's stock price jumps after exceeding revenue expectations, but can they maintain this momentum or is it just another corporate facehugger? image

Snowflake Stock Soars: Is This the Data Gold Rush or Another Bug Hunt?

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:12
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Just like facing a Xenomorph, Congress battles over Trump's tax bill, with Republicans scrambling for votes and markets bracing for impact. Can they bag this beast, or will it lay waste to the economy? image

Trump's "Big, Beautiful" Tax Bill: Another Day, Another Bug Hunt!

Thu 22 May, 2025 03:34
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Inspired by Damar Hamlin's recovery, the American Heart Association and ADP are teaming up to equip millions of workers with life-saving CPR skills. Because in space, no one can hear you code...or have a heart attack. image

Stay Frosty! Workplace Cardiac Arrests and the Fight for Survival

Wed 21 May, 2025 15:48
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Pinhome CEO Dayu Dara Permata shares her journey from garage startup to $75M funding, proving that even in real estate, you gotta break a few eggs (or maybe a lot) to make an omelet. image

Another Day, Another Nightmare: Indonesian CEO Says Failure is Your Friend (Yeah, Right)

Wed 21 May, 2025 01:44
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The FDA unveils stricter approval standards for COVID boosters, demanding more rigorous trials, especially for healthy folks. Sounds like someone finally decided to listen to the screaming. image

FDA Cracks Down on COVID Boosters: Another Day, Another Alien (Regulation)

Tue 20 May, 2025 15:42
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Ford scraps its next-gen electrical architecture program, leaving them scrambling to catch up with Tesla in the EV race. Looks like they're gonna need a bigger boat... or maybe just a better programmer. image

Ford's Software Nightmare: Another Bug Hunt or Just Game Over, Man?

Thu 01 May, 2025 00:54
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UBS analysts suggest Best Buy's stock might keep climbing thanks to easing trade tensions. Just keep your pulse rifle handy, things could still get ugly. image

Best Buy Stock: Another Beautiful Day in the Corps... Or Is It?

Mon 19 May, 2025 14:01
2 minutes to read

Poland's presidential election could swing the nation towards or away from Europe, reminding me that sometimes the only way to be sure is to vote... or nuke it from orbit. image

Another Day, Another Xenomorph... I Mean, Election: Poland Chooses Its Fate!

Sun 18 May, 2025 06:15
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Apple's payment systems hiccuped on Friday, leaving users stranded like I was in deep space with a Xenomorph. But hey, at least no one got facehugged... that we know of. image

Apple Pay Glitches? Just Another Day in Corporate Space, Man!

Fri 16 May, 2025 18:20
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Senator Susan Collins and other Republicans are raising eyebrows at Trump's acceptance of a $400 million jet from Qatar, citing ethical, security, and possibly xenomorph-related concerns. image

Trump's Got a 'Palace in the Sky'? More Like a Trojan Horse!

Thu 15 May, 2025 19:49
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