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After a historic surge, the stock market pulls back, but historical data suggests new highs aren't far off, despite policy flux and bond market jitters. Just another day at the office, right? image

Another Day, Another Dip: Stock Market's 'Well-Contained' Chaos

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:04
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ValueAct Capital takes a stake in Rocket Companies, betting on AI and simplified share structure to boost the mortgage giant, but is it a smart move or a financial facehugger? image

Rocket Companies: Can ValueAct Capital Ignite Liftoff or is it Just Another Bug Hunt?

Sat 24 May, 2025 12:52
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Ripley reports on the brewing battle between Trump and Apple over iPhone production, with a healthy dose of skepticism and a side of space-horror flashbacks. image

Trump vs. Apple: Another Day, Another Tariff Threat in This Godforsaken Galaxy

Fri 23 May, 2025 14:22
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Russia is feeling the heat as the US and NATO ramp up their presence in the Arctic, eyeing its vast resources and strategic importance. Seems like someone's about to find out that in space, no one can hear you scream... about sanctions. image

Another Cold War? Russia Rattles Sabers as NATO Eyes Arctic Gold Mine

Fri 23 May, 2025 05:04
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Snowflake's stock price jumps after exceeding revenue expectations, but can they maintain this momentum or is it just another corporate facehugger? image

Snowflake Stock Soars: Is This the Data Gold Rush or Another Bug Hunt?

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:12
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Just like facing a Xenomorph, Congress battles over Trump's tax bill, with Republicans scrambling for votes and markets bracing for impact. Can they bag this beast, or will it lay waste to the economy? image

Trump's "Big, Beautiful" Tax Bill: Another Day, Another Bug Hunt!

Thu 22 May, 2025 03:34
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Inspired by Damar Hamlin's recovery, the American Heart Association and ADP are teaming up to equip millions of workers with life-saving CPR skills. Because in space, no one can hear you code...or have a heart attack. image

Stay Frosty! Workplace Cardiac Arrests and the Fight for Survival

Wed 21 May, 2025 15:48
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Pinhome CEO Dayu Dara Permata shares her journey from garage startup to $75M funding, proving that even in real estate, you gotta break a few eggs (or maybe a lot) to make an omelet. image

Another Day, Another Nightmare: Indonesian CEO Says Failure is Your Friend (Yeah, Right)

Wed 21 May, 2025 01:44
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The FDA unveils stricter approval standards for COVID boosters, demanding more rigorous trials, especially for healthy folks. Sounds like someone finally decided to listen to the screaming. image

FDA Cracks Down on COVID Boosters: Another Day, Another Alien (Regulation)

Tue 20 May, 2025 15:42
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Ford scraps its next-gen electrical architecture program, leaving them scrambling to catch up with Tesla in the EV race. Looks like they're gonna need a bigger boat... or maybe just a better programmer. image

Ford's Software Nightmare: Another Bug Hunt or Just Game Over, Man?

Thu 01 May, 2025 00:54
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