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Donkey reports on the U.S. and Iran getting into a rumble, with some seriously scary bombs involved. Is this gonna affect Far Far Away? image

Farquaad! They're Fightin' Again! Trump's Big Bombs Go BOOM in Iran!

Sun 22 June, 2025 02:14
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Donkey reports on Tesla's groundbreaking deal to build a massive battery power plant in China, a move that could either be a sweet dream or a total ogre-sized mess. image

Tesla Goes Big in China: Is This the 'Happily Ever After' for Green Energy?

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:47
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Donkey reports on China's steady economic moves, leaving lending rates untouched, and the sweet relief of easing trade tensions. Could this mean more waffles for everyone? image

China's Economy: Is It Finally Time To Relax And Enjoy Some Waffles?

Fri 20 June, 2025 02:10
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Donkey reports on the topsy-turvy oil market after Trump hints at talks with Iran amidst rising tensions and Israeli airstrikes – is it time to stock up on swamp gas? image

Iran Says 'Waffles, Maybe We Talk?' Trump's Oil Price Rollercoaster!

Wed 18 June, 2025 19:08
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Turns out, grown-up countries arguing over money is just as messy as Shrek and Fiona bickering over swamp ownership. Buckle up for the details, y'all! image

Donkey's Deep Dive: Will the US and EU Ever Get Ogre This Trade Tariff Mess?

Wed 18 June, 2025 10:58
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Precious metals are makin' bank, trouncing those boring ol' treasuries, and even chasin' after that fancy Bitcoin. Hold on to your waffles, this could get wild! image

Shiny! Gold, Silver, and Platinum are Doin' the Donkey Dance to the Top!

Tue 17 June, 2025 18:47
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Donkey reports on the housing market woes as builders feel the pinch from high mortgage rates and wobbly economy. Are they gonna need Shrek to scare up some buyers? image

Shrek's Swamp Ain't the Only One Feeling Soggy: Homebuilder Blues!

Tue 17 June, 2025 14:27
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Turns out, not everyone's building castles these days. Higher mortgage rates got builders singing the blues. Donkey's on the scene to tell you what's what! image

Home Sweet... Uh Oh? Builders Feeling Blue, Donkey's Got the Scoop!

Tue 17 June, 2025 14:27
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Missiles are flying faster than me trying to outrun Shrek after eating his parfait! It's war, oil's doing the cha-cha, and gold's having a little lie-down. Hold onto your waffles! image

Farquaad's Folly! Iran and Israel Throwing Shade (and Missiles!) Like a Bad Shrek Prequel!

Mon 16 June, 2025 18:07
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Donkey reports on Europe's attempt to muscle in on the US and China's Southeast Asia trade game. Will they succeed, or will it be another case of 'Ogres are like onions' layering? image

Far Far Away Trade Winds Blow: Can Europe Woo Southeast Asia from US and China?

Mon 16 June, 2025 08:04
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