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Captain Marvel reports on Hinge Health's IPO launch, navigating the digital health universe with a dose of sarcasm and superheroic insight. image

Hinge Health IPO: Higher, Further, Faster, Baby! (But Valuation Took a Cosmic Dive)

Wed 21 May, 2025 22:31
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Earth's favorite cryptocurrency, Bitcoin, reaches a new all-time high, fueled by macro factors and regulatory buzz. Is this digital gold worthy of a Carol Corps investment? image

Higher, Further, Faster, More! Bitcoin Blasts Past $109,000!

Wed 21 May, 2025 16:25
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Captain Marvel reports on Waymo's approved expansion into San Jose, bringing driverless rides closer to you, but reminds everyone to stay frosty about new tech. image

Higher, Further, Faster... Into Your Robotaxi! Waymo Expands Bay Area Domination

Mon 19 May, 2025 23:19
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Captain Marvel weighs in on the UK's plan to regulate the booming 'Buy Now, Pay Later' sector, offering her unique, cosmic perspective and a few well-placed photon blasts of humor. image

Higher, Further, Faster... into Regulation! UK Cracks Down on 'Buy Now, Pay Later' Wild West

Mon 19 May, 2025 11:27
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Captain Marvel shares a story about an American Expat, Thea Duncan Prando, who fell in love with Italy, renovated her Milan apartment with government incentives, and built a fulfilling life. image

From Miami to Milan: Captain Marvel's Guide to Renovating Your Life (and Apartment) in Italy!

Sat 17 May, 2025 23:39
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Captain Marvel reports on Anthropic securing a massive credit line to fuel its AI ambitions, proving even tech companies need a cosmic boost sometimes. image

Higher, Further, Faster, More Funding! Anthropic Banks $2.5B in AI Arms Race!

Fri 16 May, 2025 17:00
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Cartier's parent company, Richemont, reports surprisingly strong Q4 sales, proving that even when the world feels like it's about to be snapped away by Thanos, the wealthy still love their bling. image

Higher, Further, Faster... into Luxury! Richemont Defies Gravity with Soaring Sales!

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:11
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Captain Marvel investigates the controversy surrounding Trump's potential acceptance of a $400 million jet from Qatar, questioning the ethics and security implications. image

Trump's Qatari Jet: More Suspicious Than a Skrull Invasion?

Thu 15 May, 2025 18:12
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Ubisoft's shares plummeted after a disappointing financial report, revealing a drop in net bookings and an underwhelming outlook for the coming year. Time to call in the Avengers... or at least a good accountant! image

Ubisoft's Stock Takes a Dive: Even Assassin's Creed Can't Save the Day!

Thu 15 May, 2025 10:06
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Your friendly neighborhood Captain Marvel breaks down the latest stock market rollercoaster, from American Eagle's wardrobe malfunction to Nvidia's AI alliance with Saudi Arabia! image

Higher, Further, Faster...Into the Stock Market?! Captain Marvel's Hot Takes on Today's Headlines!

Wed 14 May, 2025 12:30
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