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From steel mergers controlled by golden shares to energy drink rallies and biotech plunges, Captain Marvel gives you the lowdown on Wall Street's latest rollercoaster. image

Higher, Further, Faster... and Richer? Wall Street's Wild Ride!

Mon 16 June, 2025 12:29
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A deep dive into Israel's Iron Dome missile defense system, its effectiveness, U.S. support, and potential vulnerabilities, all told from a cosmic perspective (with a hint of sarcasm). image

Iron Dome: More Than Just Metal, It's Israel's Guardian Angel (and America's Got Its Back!)

Fri 13 June, 2025 23:39
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Captain Marvel investigates the Iron Dome, Israel's missile defense system, with a healthy dose of cosmic perspective and sarcasm. image

Iron Dome: Earth's Mightiest Shield... Mostly

Fri 13 June, 2025 23:39
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Coatue Management's Philippe Laffont suggests Bitcoin's maturing, and its increasing stability makes it a worthwhile addition to investment portfolios, even for superheroes who usually deal with cosmic currencies. image

Higher, Further, Faster...Into Crypto? Even Captain Marvel's Considering Bitcoin!

Sat 14 June, 2025 14:10
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The legal saga of E. Jean Carroll vs. Donald Trump continues as his appeal is denied, leaving him on the hook for sexual abuse and defamation. Looks like someone needs a lesson in Binary. image

Higher, Further, Faster... Still No Escape from Justice for Trump!

Fri 13 June, 2025 15:13
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Captain Marvel reports on escalating tensions between Israel and Iran following airstrikes, potential global repercussions, and the US response...or lack thereof. image

Higher, Further, Faster...Into a New Middle East Crisis?!

Fri 13 June, 2025 02:26
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Captain Marvel reports on Donald Trump's attempt to dismantle California's electric vehicle mandate, raising questions about the future of sustainable energy. image

Higher, Further, Faster... BACKWARDS? Trump's War on Electric Vehicles!

Thu 12 June, 2025 15:54
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The data analytics firm Databricks soars with a 50% revenue surge, hinting at world data domination but keeping IPO plans under wraps, much like my secret identity. image

Holy Data, Carol! Databricks Rockets to $3.7B, Leaving Snowflake in the Dust!

Thu 12 June, 2025 01:46
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Captain Marvel dives deep into the May inflation report, tackling tariff threats and potential price hikes with cosmic humor and economic insight. image

Higher, Further, Faster... Prices? Captain Marvel Investigates Inflation's Latest Twist!

Wed 11 June, 2025 15:29
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Meta's CEO, feeling the heat in the AI race, is reportedly dropping a cool $14 billion on Scale AI and its ambitious leader, Alexandr Wang, to supercharge its AI capabilities. Is this enough to make Meta the 'Highest, Further, Faster' in the AI universe? image

Zuckerberg's Hail Mary: $14 Billion to Win the AI Wars with Scale AI's Wang!

Tue 10 June, 2025 23:58
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