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Even Captain Marvel feels the cosmic pinch! A humorous take on how to survive a tough job market, from networking like a Kree spy to upskilling faster than a lightspeed jump. image

Higher, Further, Slower: Navigating the Cosmic Job Market Downturn!

Thu 08 May, 2025 11:00
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President Trump withdraws Dr. Janette Nesheiwat's nomination for Surgeon General amidst scrutiny, opting for Dr. Casey Means. Buckle up, Earth nerds, this is gonna be a bumpy ride! image

Trump's Surgeon General Shuffle: More Dramatic Than a Kree-Skrull War!

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:09
2 minutes to read

Captain Marvel dives into the CNBC Investing Club's insights, dissecting Disney's soar, Honeywell's upgrade, and CrowdStrike's strategic shift with a cosmic perspective. image

Higher, Further, Faster... Profits! Captain Marvel's Take on Today's Market Buzz

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:53
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FAA approves SpaceX's request to increase Starship launches from Texas, raising environmental concerns and prompting skepticism from conservation groups. Is this progress or just another Skrull invasion in disguise? image

Higher, Further, Faster! SpaceX Gets Green Light for More Starship Launches (But What About the Turtles?)

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:40
3 minutes to read

Captain Marvel breaks down Uber's massive acquisition of Trendyol GO, proving that even superheroes need takeout. image

Higher, Further, Faster... FOOD! Uber Eats Trendyol GO in $700M Deal!

Tue 06 May, 2025 13:24
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Captain Marvel reports on Elon Musk's new company town, where SpaceX employees reign supreme. Is this the future of governance, or just another Tuesday in the 21st century? image

Elon's Starbase: One Giant Leap for SpaceX, One Small Step for Democracy?

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:52
4 minutes to read

The Department of Homeland Security is offering $1,000 and travel assistance to unauthorized immigrants who volunteer to self-deport. Is this a cosmic level bargain or a galactic goof? image

Higher, Further, Faster... Gone! DHS Pays Immigrants to Skedaddle!

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:59
3 minutes to read

Australian markets experienced a slight downturn following Prime Minister Albanese's re-election, while most Asian markets were closed. But hey, at least it's not an intergalactic war, right? image

Aussie Markets Dip, But Don't Worry, I've Seen Worse (Like, Skrulls)

Mon 05 May, 2025 00:24
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Captain Marvel investigates how bridal shops are battling Trump's tariffs, leaving brides in a 'sticker shock' nightmare. image

Higher Further Faster? How Trump's Tariffs Are Trashing Wedding Dreams!

Sat 03 May, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

Block (formerly Square) faces a brutal stock drop after disappointing Cash App performance, leaving investors wondering if a turnaround is possible. Even Captain Marvel is raising an eyebrow! image

Block's Cash App Tanks: Is Jack Dorsey Grounded?

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:25
3 minutes to read