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Captain Jack Sparrow navigates the treacherous waters of small business finance, revealing the best credit cards for new ventures and those with less-than-perfect credit, with a touch of pirate wit and wisdom. image

Savvy Business Buccaneers: Captain Jack Sparrow's Guide to Swashbuckling Credit Cards!

Mon 05 May, 2025 17:21
3 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on OpenAI's decision to restructure as a public benefit corporation while keeping its nonprofit at the helm, navigating treacherous legal waters with Elon Musk and aiming for the horizon of Artificial General Intelligence. image

Savvy Sparrow's Scoop: OpenAI Sails a New Course, Still Chasing the Horizon!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:08
4 minutes to read

Ahoy! A report on the market's latest escapades, from Buffett's surprising shuffle to streaming woes and a few treasure islands amidst the chaos. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Buffett's Booty Dwindles, Streaming Seas Get Stormy!

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:25
2 minutes to read

The People's Action Party of Singapore appears set to secure its 14th consecutive election win, continuing their six-decade reign. Will the opposition ever find the Isla de Muerta to challenge their dominance? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Singapore's PAP Sails to Another Victory! Can Anyone Stop 'Em?

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:58
2 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on OPEC+ hastily meeting to discuss oil output, with potential for price plummets and Saudi Arabian displeasure. Prepare for a twist! image

Savvy? OPEC+ Swashbucklers Advance Oil Plot! (A Captain Jack Take)

Fri 02 May, 2025 17:53
3 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the Euro zone's inflation rate remaining at 2.2% in April, sparking debates and uncertainties about future economic policies and potential interest rate adjustments. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Euro Zone Inflation Holds Steady, A Course for Uncertain Seas!

Fri 02 May, 2025 09:56
3 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow navigates the turbulent tides of Wall Street, dissecting market rallies, fast-food woes, and upcoming earnings with a pirate's wit and wisdom. image

Savvy Stocks and Salty Sales: Jack Sparrow's Take on Wall Street's Waves!

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:47
3 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Anthropic's Claude AI now bossing about on business apps like Asana and PayPal, makin' work easier for landlubbers... or so they say. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Claude the AI is Plundering Productivity Across the Seven Seas of Business Apps!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:03
3 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the South Korean Supreme Court's decision that throws Lee Jae-myung's presidential bid into Davy Jones' Locker, while Prime Minister Han Duck-soo eyes the captain's chair. image

Shiver Me Timbers! South Korea's Presidential Race Turns Treacherous!

Thu 01 May, 2025 07:06
3 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Meta's Reality Labs, where billions vanish into the digital abyss – is it treasure or just a fool's errand? image

Savvy Investing or Sinking Ship? Meta's Metaverse Gamble!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:10
3 minutes to read