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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Wall Street's recent upgrades and downgrades, a treasure map of financial fortunes and follies, savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Wall Street's Gone Mad for Buying and Selling!?

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:38
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Larry Fink's grim economic forecast, revealing potential recession woes and inflationary pressures. image

Is the Economy Sinking Faster Than the Pearl?! BlackRock CEO Sounds the Alarm!

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:14
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Amidst trade war storms stirred by Trump's tariffs, investors seek safe harbors in the Japanese yen, bonds, gold, and a few 'exotic' assets, fearing a U.S. recession. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump's Tariffs Send Investors Scuttling for Treasure! Yen, Bonds, and Gold, Ahoy!

Mon 07 April, 2025 06:09
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on a luxurious 100-day round-the-world train tour, offering a sustainable and intimate travel experience for a select few, swapping crowded skies for scenic rails and high seas. image

Savvy Traveler DITCHES Planes for 100-Day Train Adventure! Aye, Would You Dare?!

Sat 05 April, 2025 14:00
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French luxury retailer Printemps makes its U.S. debut in New York City, offering a Parisian twist on high-end shopping amidst a global slowdown in luxury spending. image

Printemps in New York?! More Booty for the Big Apple, Savvy?

Wed 26 March, 2025 14:20
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Chinese electric vehicle companies are surging ahead, with Xiaomi, Xpeng, and Leapmotor leading the charge, while BYD dominates the market. Even with tragedy and losses, new advancements and growth continue. image

Savvy Automakers Chart Course to Treasure as Chinese EV Market Booms! Can Tesla Keep Up?

Thu 03 April, 2025 04:30
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on YouTube's new video creation tools for Shorts, designed to rival TikTok, with a sprinkle of pirate wisdom and rum-fueled observations. image

YouTube Shorts Just Got a Whole Lot More...Piratey!?

Thu 03 April, 2025 16:00
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Broadcom's surprising Q1 earnings, fueled by AI, leaving Wall Street green with envy and investors swimming in riches. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Broadcom's Treasure Chest Overflowing with AI Doubloons!

Fri 07 March, 2025 00:23
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the recent dip in Hong Kong tech stocks, blaming it on everything from profit-hungry investors to the whispers of a trade war and, naturally, a bit of pirate superstition. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Hong Kong Tech Stocks Plunge! Is This the Kraken's Curse?!

Mon 31 March, 2025 04:24
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