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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on SAP's surprisingly successful quarter, filled with more doubloons than expected and enough cloud to make Davy Jones jealous! image

Shiver Me Timbers! SAP's Profit Be Bigger Than a Kraken!

Wed 23 April, 2025 08:05
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Tesla Sinking Faster Than the Pearl! Even I, Captain Jack, Am Shocked!

Tue 22 April, 2025 18:23
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the recent stock market movements, where some banks missed the treasure and one tech company found a doubloon-filled chest! image

Shiver Me Timbers! Banks Be Sinkin' But Tech's A-Floatin' - What Be the Loot?

Mon 21 April, 2025 20:50
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on U.S. Vice President JD Vance's visit to India, navigating trade talks, family weddings, and the ever-present spectre of tariffs, all with a pirate's wit and wisdom. image

JD Vance's Indian Escapade! A Pirate's Take on Trade Deals and Trump's Tantrums!

Mon 21 April, 2025 07:07
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the high-seas drama between the United States and Iran as they navigate treacherous nuclear negotiations in Rome, with the ghost of past deals haunting their every move. image

Blimey! Trump and Iran in a Nuclear Standoff! Will They Negotiate or Throw Down the Gauntlet?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 07:20
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Netflix's surprising earnings surge, price hikes, and a strategic shift away from subscriber counts, all while navigating the treacherous waters of the modern stock market. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Netflix Just Found the Treasure! Will They Share the Booty?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:17
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the high seas drama as Trump sets his sights on the Federal Reserve, demanding lower rates and hinting at the 'termination' of Chair Jerome Powell. Savvy? image

Jerome Powell Walking the Plank! Will Trump Seize the Fed's Treasure?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 12:16
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OpenAI unveils its latest AI models, o3 and o4-mini, capable of 'thinking with images,' sparking both excitement and concerns over safety protocols. Savvy? image

Why is OpenAI Thinking With Pictures?! Is This the End of Rum?

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:00
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the escalating trade war between the US and China, filled with more twists and turns than a drunken pirate's jig! image

Shiver Me Timbers! China and the US in a Tariff Tussle! Is This the End of Trade as We Know It?

Wed 16 April, 2025 06:40
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Wall Street's oil price forecast cuts, the looming trade war, and which companies are best weathered for the storm, savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Is the Oil Kraken Sinkin'?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 18:07
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