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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Coca-Cola's surprising first-quarter earnings, navigating trade winds and leaving Pepsi in its wake. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Coke Swigs Victory, Sails Past Wall Street Like the Black Pearl!

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:35
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Uber's decree: three days in the office, long-lost sabbaticals, and a dash of mutiny in the ranks. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Uber's Back to the Grindstone: No More Work From Yer Hammock!

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:58
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Captain Jack Sparrow deciphers Microsoft's report on how landlubbers are using AI to avoid human contact at work, for better or worse. Savvy? image

Savvy? Why Aye! Captain Jack's Take on AI Stealing Yer Workplace Booty!

Mon 28 April, 2025 14:57
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Reports of a data center bust are greatly exaggerated, says industry insiders. It's more of a 'recalibration' amidst AI frenzy and infrastructure bottlenecks, savvy? image

Data Center Delays? Bah! Captain Jack Says It's Just a Temporary Squall!

Sun 27 April, 2025 14:47
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on a letter from Yale alumni urging Treasury Secretary Bessent to reconsider his role in the Trump administration. image

Savvy?

Sat 26 April, 2025 00:25
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Captain Jack Sparrow analyzes Bank of America's warning against US stock rallies amidst trade tensions, offering a pirate's perspective on market volatility and alternative investments. image

Savvy Investing, Why is the Rum Always Gone? Captain Jack's Take on Tumultuous Markets

Fri 25 April, 2025 13:15
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Meta's Reality Labs layoffs, blending pirate wit with the tech world's woes. image

Reality Bites: Meta's VR Dreams Take a Plunge, Savvy?

Thu 24 April, 2025 19:54
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Comcast's turbulent first quarter, where broadband faces Davy Jones' Locker while mobile finds treasure, and Peacock struts like a, well, peacock! image

Shiver Me Timbers! Comcast's Broadband Sinks While Mobile Rises Like a Kraken!

Thu 24 April, 2025 11:44
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South Korea's GDP contracts, sparking concerns over economic stability amidst political turmoil and trade tensions. Can they navigate these treacherous waters? image

Shiver Me Timbers! South Korea's Economy Takes a Tumble! Will It Sink or Swim?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 00:00
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Ford's new 'Platinum Plus' program, offering a luxury experience for their priciest pickup trucks. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Ford's Platinum Plus Pickup Promises More Booty Than Barbossa's Treasure Chest!

Wed 23 April, 2025 15:00
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