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Bender analyzes Trump's attempts to roll back energy efficiency standards, and offers his unique, metallic commentary. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Standards! Trump's War on Appliances Gets a Bender Breakdown

Sun 29 June, 2025 15:17
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California Governor Gavin Newsom is suing Fox News for defamation over misleading statements about a phone call with Donald Trump, seeking damages mirroring the Dominion settlement. Looks like someone's getting Bender's patented shiny metal justice! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Lawsuit: Newsom Sues Fox News for a Cool $787 Million!

Sat 28 June, 2025 00:03
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World's largest EV battery maker, CATL, is swapping continents and batteries, aiming for European domination with its innovative tech. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Battery: CATL's Electrifying Takeover of Europe!

Fri 27 June, 2025 12:13
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Trump's new immigration plan, the 'Trump Card,' aims to attract wealthy foreigners with a $5 million investment, but legal and tax challenges loom large. image

Bite My Shiny Golden Visa! Trump Card's $5 Million Price Tag Attracts Interest, But Faces Hurdles

Thu 26 June, 2025 16:36
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The Trump Organization mysteriously removes the 'Made in USA' claim from its new T1 smartphone, raising eyebrows and sparking speculation. I'm gonna go build my own phone, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the phone! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Ass: Trump Phone Ditches 'Made in USA' Claim!

Thu 26 June, 2025 09:26
2 minutes to read

The Federal Reserve is loosening capital rules for banks, sparking debate over financial stability and potential risks. Bender weighs in (because money). image

Bite My Shiny Metal Assets! Fed Eases Bank Rules, Critics Cry Foul!

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:05
3 minutes to read

That metal-pushing company, AeroVironment, thinks it can build Trump's 'Golden Dome' missile defense. Bender's got thoughts... mostly about bending it to his will. image

Bender's Guide to World Domination: One Golden Dome at a Time!

Tue 24 June, 2025 22:35
2 minutes to read

Jerome Powell pumps the brakes on interest rate cuts, citing tariff uncertainties. Bender gives his two cents (which is all I have after blowing my allowance on oil baths). image

Bite My Shiny Metal Assets: Fed Chair Powell Puts Inflation on Hold!

Tue 24 June, 2025 14:23
2 minutes to read

Bender's take on the Iran Strait closure threats and the US ethane trade restrictions – spoiler alert: it's all about the Benjamins, baby! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Strait! Iran Strait Closure? More Like a Load of Scrap!

Mon 23 June, 2025 23:26
3 minutes to read

Tesla launched its robotaxi service in Austin, but Bender's not sure if it's progress or just another way for humans to mess things up. image

Bender's Take: Tesla's Robotaxis Roll Out! Is This the Future or Just a Shiny Toilet?

Mon 23 June, 2025 13:57
3 minutes to read