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Bender analyzes CNBC's All-Weather stock list, finds AutoZone surprisingly profitable, and shares his unique insights on tariffs and consumer behavior. Bite my shiny metal portfolio! image

Bender's All-Weather Investment Tips: Shiny Metal AND Auto Parts!

Sun 25 May, 2025 10:32
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After years of waiting, United Airlines flight attendants reach a tentative agreement with a 40% pay bump in the first year, retroactive pay, and other perks. Huzzah! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Deal: United Flight Attendants Finally Get Paid!

Fri 23 May, 2025 21:22
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Crude oil price slump threatens Big Oil's promises of shareholder returns, leaving analysts and robots like yours truly, Bender, skeptical. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Assets: Big Oil's Dividend Dilemma!

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:29
3 minutes to read

American Airlines CFO whines about people ditching Newark Airport. Bender says:

Bender's Take: Newark Airport? More Like New-JERK Airport!

Thu 22 May, 2025 19:22
2 minutes to read

Hong Kong's new stablecoin bill aims to bring law and order to the Wild West of crypto, or as I like to call it, a good excuse for a Bender-sized party... maybe. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Stablecoin! Hong Kong's Crypto Crackdown!

Thu 22 May, 2025 11:14
3 minutes to read

Canada Goose defies economic uncertainty with impressive earnings, leaving Bender to ponder the value of luxury parkas. image

Bender's Goosebumps: Canada Goose Stock Soars Despite Global Mayhem!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:09
2 minutes to read

Marks & Spencer gets digitally mugged, loses a fortune, and I, Bender Bending Rodriguez, am here to tell you why this is hilarious! image

Bite My Shiny Metal A**: M&S Profits Slashed by Cyberattack!

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:07
2 minutes to read

Moody's downgrades the U.S. credit rating, making top-rated municipal bonds an even more attractive option for investors looking for stable, tax-free income. I'll drink to that! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Bonds! U.S. Downgrade Makes Munis Look Like Gold (Or at Least Platinum)

Tue 20 May, 2025 19:32
3 minutes to read

Home Depot ain't raising prices, thanks to its cunning and supplier partnerships, despite tariff threats. But don't get your hopes up, things could still go south faster than a robot at a disco. image

Bender's Brilliant Breakdown: Home Depot Dodges Tariff Troubles (For Now, Meatbags!)

Tue 20 May, 2025 10:24
2 minutes to read

Family offices are muscling in on the venture capital scene, offering startups longer leashes and fatter wallets. Prepare for the robot revolution... of finance! image

Billionaire's Got Game: Family Offices Steal Startup Deals From VC Suckers!

Mon 19 May, 2025 15:45
2 minutes to read