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United Launch Alliance delays Amazon's Project Kuiper satellite launch due to weather, while Bezos races against Musk in the space internet showdown. Because apparently, even billionaires can't control the weather. image

Amazon's Project Kuiper Grounded...By Rain? Gotham's Weather is Still More Predictable

Tue 10 June, 2025 20:25
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Corporate titans like Dell and Goldman Sachs pledge billions to 'Trump Accounts' for employees' children, sparking debate and, frankly, my suspicion. image

Gotham's Elite Invest in... Trump Accounts? A Bat-Signal of Skepticism

Mon 09 June, 2025 17:25
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Amidst rising global concerns over rare earth shortages, China appears to ease restrictions, offering a potential reprieve to US and European auto giants. But is it a genuine solution, or just another game in the global power play? image

China Offers 'Green Channel' for Rare Earth Exports: A Glimmer of Hope or Just Another Joker Card?

Mon 09 June, 2025 07:57
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President Trump pressures the Federal Reserve for a full percentage point rate cut, despite positive jobs report, raising concerns about inflation and economic stability in Gotham... and beyond. image

Trump to Powell: Drop the Rate and Roll! Gotham's Economy on the Line?

Fri 06 June, 2025 17:42
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Capital One is cracking down on airport lounge access, making it harder (and more expensive) for Venture X cardholders to bring guests. Even Batman feels the pinch. image

Capital One's Lounge Lockdown: Because Even Millionaires Need Elbow Room (Apparently)

Sat 07 June, 2025 13:00
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Nikesh Arora, CEO of Palo Alto Networks, joins Uber's board amidst executive reshuffling and intensifying competition in the autonomous vehicle market. image

Uber's New Guardian Angel? Palo Alto CEO Joins the Ride as Robotaxi Wars Heat Up

Wed 04 June, 2025 20:07
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Nissan's CEO admits the automaker is struggling and undergoing major restructuring, including job cuts and plant closures, to address declining sales and global competition. Sounds like Gotham on a Tuesday. image

Nissan's Got a Fever, and the Only Prescription is... More Cost Cuts? (I've Seen Worse in Gotham)

Wed 04 June, 2025 10:11
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Allen Media Group, facing debt and payment delays, puts its 28 broadcast TV stations up for sale, hinting at a potential reshuffling of the media landscape. image

Byron Allen's Media Empire on the Auction Block: Is This a Joke or a Genuine Bat-Signal?

Mon 02 June, 2025 15:26
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Jeep unveils a new Cherokee with a hybrid option, aiming to revive sales after six years of decline. But will it be enough to outsmart the competition and dodge another financial Joker? image

Jeep's Hybrid Hope: Can the Cherokee Save the Day or Will Sales Plummet Further?

Thu 29 May, 2025 16:21
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Trump's trade antics face legal challenges and market reactions, while Nvidia thrives despite export restrictions. image

TACO Bell? Trump's Trade Policies Hit the Bat-Signal

Thu 29 May, 2025 06:30
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