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Recent market drops due to tariff introductions are causing investors to rethink their strategies, but financial advisors recommend sticking to a well-thought-out plan. Yeah, baby, yeah! image

Are Your Investments in Danger?! Tariffs Threaten Your 401(k) Groovy Baby!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:05
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JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon warns that President Trump's new tariffs could inflate prices and slow down the U.S. economy, creating 'turbulence' and market uncertainty. Oh, behave! image

Groovy Baby! Will Trump's Tariffs Spoil Our Mojo?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:15
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Austin Powers investigates the economic jiggery-pokery behind Trump's tariff formula and discovers it might be more 'flawed mojo' than 'yeah, baby!' image

Is Donald Trump's Tariff Plan Groovy or Just Downright Shagadelic!?

Sat 05 April, 2025 17:23
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Airline stocks plummet as travel demand weakens amid economic concerns, but some airlines remain optimistic about high-end travel. image

Is the Airline Industry Headed for a Crash Landing!?! Oh Behave!

Tue 01 April, 2025 20:34
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Asian auto stocks take a nosedive faster than my mojo after President Trump announces car tariffs, leaving investors shaken and stirred. image

Oh Behave! Asian Auto Stocks Do the Austin Powers Limbo Under Trump's Tariff Threat!

Fri 28 March, 2025 01:57
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Austin Powers reports on Amazon's Project Kuiper satellite launch, a swingin' step towards global broadband domination, baby! image

Amazon's Satellite Launch Groovy Baby! Will it Beat Dr Evil's Internet Scheme?!

Wed 02 April, 2025 18:28
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Despite market volatility, analysts recommend Booking Holdings, Visa, and CyberArk Software for long-term growth. image

Groovy Stock Picks! Can These Companies Survive and Thrive, Baby!

Sun 02 March, 2025 12:03
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Thailand's Prime Minister Paetongtarn Shinawatra dodges a no-confidence vote, but whispers of familial influence and economic woes linger like a bad case of shag-carpet burn. image

Groovy Baby Thailand's PM Survives Vote But Is Daddy Dearest Behind It All?!

Wed 26 March, 2025 03:23
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