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Comcast unveils 'Versant' for its spun-off cable network portfolio, promising versatility and a focus on individual brands. But is it Austin Powers approved? image

Yeah, Baby! Comcast's New Spin-Off is Named 'Versant' - Groovy or Just Plain Shagadelic?

Tue 06 May, 2025 18:13
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Austin Powers reports on how Hugo Boss is navigating macroeconomic mayhem and tariff terrors while trying to stay shagadelic. image

Groovy Baby! Hugo Boss Dodges a Bullet, But Tariffs are a Real Buzzkill!

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:37
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Austin Powers investigates the TeleMessage security breach affecting government officials and whether it threatens national secrets... Yeah, baby! image

Groovy Baby! TeleMessage Hacked! Is Your Mojo Safe?

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:56
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Austin Powers reports on how Asian currencies are shaking things up against the U.S. dollar, while stocks and oil take a bit of a nosedive. Groovy! image

Yeah, Baby! Asia-Pacific Currencies Get Their Mojo Back!

Mon 05 May, 2025 11:55
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Warren Buffett announces Greg Abel as his successor, ending an era with a swingin' transition of power at Berkshire Hathaway. Oh, behave! image

Groovy Baby! Warren Buffett Passes the Mojo to Greg Abel! Yeah!

Sat 03 May, 2025 20:26
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Austin Powers investigates how JPMorgan's JEPI and JPST ETFs offer investors a shagadelic shield against market volatility while still raking in the moolah! image

Yeah, Baby! JEPI and JPST ETFs: Groovy Ways to Dodge the Market's Fuzziness!

Fri 02 May, 2025 17:55
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Exxon Mobil's first-quarter earnings beat expectations despite falling oil prices, thanks to growth in the Permian Basin and Guyana, plus some rather nifty cost-cutting. Yeah, baby! image

Exxon's Groovy Gains: A Shagadelic Look at Big Oil's Q1!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:37
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Block's Q1 results miss the mark, sending stock tumbling. Austin Powers investigates if economic gloom and doom are to blame! image

Yeah Baby, Block's Stock Takes a Nosedive! Is the Mojo Gone?

Thu 01 May, 2025 21:59
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Austin Powers breaks down the stock market's latest shagadelic moves, with a little help from Microsoft, Meta, and a whole lotta mojo, baby! image

Yeah, Baby! Market Gets Jiggy with Microsoft and Meta... Groovy!

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:57
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Austin Powers reports on the far out trade tensions between the US and China, where tariffs are high and the shelves might just end up empty, yeah baby! image

Groovy Trade Wars: Trump Declares China 'Chief-Ripper-Offer', Baby!

Wed 30 April, 2025 21:46
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