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Microsoft's shares surge thanks to a killer quarter powered by Azure and a surprisingly optimistic forecast, leaving investors feeling shagadelic! image

Microsoft's Groovy Gains: Azure's the Name, AI's the Game, Yeah Baby!

Wed 30 April, 2025 22:24
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Austin Powers reports on the groovy new Series I bond rates, breaking down the inflation-tied interest and what it means for your mojo, baby! image

Yeah Baby! I Bonds Get a Little Bit Shagadelic with New Rates!

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:32
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Austin Powers reports on Barclays' surprisingly excellent Q1, navigating market volatility like a smooth criminal, while other banks are left saying, 'Oh, behave!' image

Groovy, Baby! Barclays Banks a Mint While Others Feel the Shag!

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:23
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Austin Powers reports on Starbucks' recent financial wobble and their 'Back to Starbucks' plan – will it be enough to save the day, baby? image

Groovy Brew-haha! Starbucks' Turnaround Plan: Is It Shagadelic or Just Shag-nificent Spin?

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:12
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Individual investors are keeping cool like me, baby, while the institutional cats are freaking out over Trump's tariff policies. Yeah! image

Groovy Baby! Trump's Tariffs Have Investors Doing the Austin Powers Freeze!

Tue 29 April, 2025 13:56
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Austin Powers reports on the stalled peace talks between Russia and Ukraine, Trump's wobbling promises, and whether a deal is possible, shagadelic or not! image

Groovy Baby! Trump's Peace Plan Hits a Shag Carpet: Can He End the Ukraine War or Will It Be Another Case of 'Yeah, Baby, No!'?

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:59
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A financial report reveals a widening gap in consumer spending, with the wealthy living it up while the working class tightens their belts. Is this the beginning of a shagalicious recession, or can we still turn this around? image

Groovy or Grim? A Tale of Two Economies, Baby! Yeah!

Mon 28 April, 2025 16:42
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A look at how dividend ETFs are gaining traction amidst market volatility, with a twist of Austin Powers charm. image

Groovy Dividends, Baby! Are Dividend ETFs the New Shag-adelic Investment?

Sun 27 April, 2025 18:25
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Austin Powers reports on the unlikely reunion of Trump and Zelenskyy at Pope Francis's funeral, where peace talks got a whole lotta 'shagadelic' complications. Oh, behave! image

Yeah, Baby! Trump and Zelenskyy Get Their Groove On (Again!) At Pope's Funeral! Groovy!

Sat 26 April, 2025 10:17
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Austin Powers dives into the World Bank and IMF Spring Meetings, where tariffs and trade tensions are hotter than shag carpet, with a bit of monetary policy thrown in for good measure, yeah, baby! image

Groovy Trade Tensions, Baby! Austin Powers Investigates World Bank Shenanigans

Fri 25 April, 2025 13:24
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