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Asmongold gives his brutally honest take on a social psychologist's advice on how to ditch fake niceness at work for real, useful feedback. Spoiler alert: He's not holding back. image

Too Nice? More Like Too Bald! Asmongold Rants on Fake Positivity in the Workplace

Thu 24 April, 2025 13:41
3 minutes to read

Asmongold breaks down the latest housing market crash – or is it just a 'little turbulence'? High mortgage rates, economic anxieties, and a dash of 'hunkering down' spell trouble for sales. image

Housing Market DED! Is This the End of the American Dream? (Maybe Just a Pause)

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:01
4 minutes to read

Asmongold breaks down the trade tariffs between the U.S. and Pakistan, the potential impact, and Pakistan's delicate balancing act between the U.S. and China. image

Pakistan's Trade Troubles! Is Trump Gonna Tariff EVERYTHING?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 08:58
3 minutes to read

Asmongold reacts to Chipotle's disappointing Q1 earnings, blaming the weather, the economy, and maybe even the Bald man himself! image

Chipotle is DYING! Are We Gonna Have to Eat Somewhere Else?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 20:17
2 minutes to read

Nielsen reports a significant rise in Asian American viewership of live sports, impacting advertising strategies and streaming trends. What does this mean for the future of media and our beloved bald overlords? image

Asian Americans Are Taking Over Sports! What Does This Mean For Bald Dudes?

Wed 23 April, 2025 13:00
2 minutes to read

President Trump clarifies he has no plans to remove Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, causing stock futures to rise and Asmongold to question everything. image

Trump Says He Won't Fire Powell! Is This The End of the Bald Man's Reign?

Tue 22 April, 2025 22:12
2 minutes to read

Bank of America says Sportradar is about to explode thanks to online sports betting and some fancy AI stuff. Get your tendies ready! image

Sportradar Stock to the Moon! Are We All Gonna Be Rich?

Tue 22 April, 2025 14:20
3 minutes to read

President Trump meets with retail giants like Walmart and Target to discuss the impact of his tariffs on their businesses. Will they survive?! image

Trump's Trade Wars?! Walmart and Target Brace for Impact! Is This The End?!

Mon 21 April, 2025 17:48
3 minutes to read

Wall Street analysts highlight three dividend-paying stocks – Energy Transfer, The Williams Companies, and Diamondback Energy – that can weather economic uncertainty and consistently reward investors. image

Recession Proof Your Portfolio With These Dumb Good Dividend Stocks?! Analysts Say YES!

Sun 20 April, 2025 12:41
4 minutes to read

Asian markets show mixed results with Japan's inflation above target, while Trump-era shipping fees give some stocks a boost. Meanwhile, the US market is as indecisive as my next hair cut! image

Japan's Inflation is Still a Thing?! Is the Bank of Japan Finally Gonna Do Something?

Fri 18 April, 2025 04:01
3 minutes to read