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Asmongold reacts to the latest unemployment claims data, dissecting the numbers, blaming New York, and questioning everything while maintaining a healthy dose of skepticism. image

Unemployment Claims SPIKE?! Is This the END of the American Dream? (Probably Not, But Let's RAGE!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:28
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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's Worldcoin project, which scans irises for identity verification and cryptocurrency, is launching in the US. But is it innovative or invasive? Let's dive into the drama, baldness, and potential for a real-life Black Mirror episode. image

Sam Altman Wants to Scan Your Eyeballs for Crypto: Is This the Future or a Dystopian Nightmare?

Thu 01 May, 2025 02:10
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Asmongold reacts to Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's statements on China's AI capabilities and the impact of US trade restrictions, pondering the future of tech dominance and chip wars. image

Jensen's Bold Take: Is China Really 'Behind' in the AI Race? My Thoughts

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:48
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From solar panel fails to beauty tech triumphs, Asmongold breaks down the biggest winners and losers in the stock market today. Is it time to go bald and embrace the chaos, or can we find some sweet, sweet loot? image

DUMPSTER FIRE OR HIDDEN GEMS? Asmongold Reacts to the Latest Stock Market Rollercoaster!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:23
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Asmongold reacts to Waymo and Toyota's partnership to bring robotaxi tech to personally-owned vehicles, questioning the future of driving and whether we're all doomed. image

Waymo and Toyota Team Up to Make Your Car Drive YOU... Straight Into the Apocalypse?

Wed 30 April, 2025 00:04
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Asmongold breaks down Pfizer's concerns about Trump's tariff plans and how it impacts US investment. Buckle up, kiddos, it's gonna be a wild ride! image

Pfizer CEO Scared of Tariffs? Asmongold Reacts!

Tue 29 April, 2025 17:13
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Novo Nordisk partners with telehealth giants to make Wegovy more accessible, but will it actually help people or just line the pockets of big pharma and tech companies? image

WEGOVY GOES VIRTUAL: IS THIS THE FUTURE OR JUST ANOTHER LEVEL 90 MARKETING GIMMICK?

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:22
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Asmongold breaks down the potential doom of Trump's trade war and its devastating impact on US farmers, with cancelled orders, layoffs, and a whole lotta copium. image

Tariffgeddon Incoming! Is Trump's Trade War Turning US Farms into Ghost Towns?

Mon 28 April, 2025 11:29
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Berkshire Hathaway's stock is soaring, leaving the S&P 500 in the dust. A new ETF lets you invest like Buffett...with income! image

Warren Buffett is NOT Bald! Berkshire Hathaway Crushes the Market (Again!)

Sat 26 April, 2025 15:51
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Analysis shows Trump's potential tariff policies disproportionately impact low-income households, proving once again that the rich get richer and the poor get... well, poorer. image

TARIFF MAN COMETH: Trump's Trade Taxes Screw Over Poor People... AGAIN!

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:47
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